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post Apr 12 2008, 08:55 PM
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qwerts neighbor asks him why he names his dog jimmy cunts and he tell her it because it look like she have more than one cunts. so she lift jimmy tail and look and tell qwerts "no, one is the vangina and other anus" and qwerts cover jimmy ear and say "shhh, she think she special"...lol



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i just find out that jimmy cunts is gonna be in a movie...stay tunes everyone, this could get real good


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post Oct 20 2008, 02:30 PM
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post Oct 21 2008, 09:04 PM
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Is this your ffl website?

http://www.fourhorsemenfootball.com/06WeekEight.html

Randons Shots

lol..this is what happen when play games, watch teh football and hang out with my friends

I was watching the Dallas game with Kipper at my friend names Qwerts house and notice that they have a hole in the roof of the stadium. I say "Hey Qwerts, look there is a hole in the roof" so Qwerts look up at his cieling and say "where?'...lol

How come the sky change color to like red in Missle Commands after you get past teh early levels? You can't do that. That is not real.

I buy that stuff names Head On for when you have a headaches. So i am putting it on at Qwerts house and I say just like teh commercial "Head on, put it on you head. head on, put it on you head. Head on, put it on you head." and Kipper say "Stop saying that, you is giving me a headache." So i give him the medicine....loll

Speaking of Kipper I was playing him in fantancy football this week and I was winning but he needed Terler Owens to catch a touch down and he would win. Kipper say that Owens is teh best so I was going to lose. But Owen didn't catch a TD and I win. I say "I thought you say Owen was goign to catch a touchdowns." And Kipper get all mad and say "I thought you say that you is a faggots"...loll

I usually eat frosted flake, but I try Cocka Pepples this week. They was very good.

There was a player this week that stand way behind where the ball was and they sent it all the way to him. When he got it, he kicked it with his foot and another guy on the other team catched it. why does he do that and doesnt throw it?

I played donkey Kongs for a few hours this week and only spend one quarter. the guy who owned teh acrade kept make farting noises to make me die, but it doesn't work. that game is my best.

Kipper qwerts and me was watching the arizona and seattel game I ask Qwerts "i know that Arozona is the cardinal, but what is seattel? " qwerts say "They is a sea hawks." I say "What is that? and kipper say it is a bird that fly over the ocean. Why? where does they land?

Qwerts have Julius jones on his team. Kipper say that in college he work at a place calls "Orange" julius and they make drinks. I ask kipper "Is that place names after Julius jones?" and kipper ask me if teh washington monuments is names after Kelly washington, then he call me idiot..loll

Does you have to have a quarter back. can you just let other people throw it

I start to take pills for vitamins. I stop doing it because they taste real gross. i tell qwerts that I don't like the taste and he say that you is supposed to swallow them without chewing them. what? how?

Our friend names Huerta use to kick teh football for games when he played..so Kipper ask him who the best kicker was to put on his fantancy football team. Huerta tell him to draft Neil rankers. So Kipper get him, but ranker missed 2 field goal this week. So kipper call Huerta and tell him that he going to 'kick him in his balls"...lo;

I saw that movie Invincable this week. It is about a fan who who ends up getting on teh team. kipper say that if he want to he could do that with teh Chargers. Qwerts start laughing and say that there is no way because you have to be in real good shape. So kipper take all his cloths off and start flexing his muscles. Oh my god ....oll

qwerts is date a new girl names maria and she is spanished. He say that when they is having sex she start talking in spanish languages but when they is done, she start talking english again. Kipper say that maybe qwerts penis is spanished. (it isnt)

My favorite player in football is that guy names reggey bush because I have a friend names reggey and when I see reggey bush I smile and think of my friend names reggey.
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post Oct 21 2008, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(Dentist @ Oct 21 2008, 11:04 PM) *

Is this your ffl website?




Looks like it's Bentrly's


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post Oct 21 2008, 09:29 PM
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post Oct 21 2008, 09:35 PM
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hey Studs - this guy says he knows you from when his band traveled to Seattle.


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post Oct 21 2008, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE(Mole Culo @ Oct 21 2008, 07:35 PM) *

hey Studs - this guy says he knows you from when his band traveled to Seattle.

i think i knews him. is he teh one that have popsilcle in he nose?

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post Oct 21 2008, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(Dentist @ Oct 21 2008, 07:04 PM) *

it is not and if you knews any lawyer have them emails me at studsmakejuice@kites.com


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post Nov 9 2008, 01:01 PM
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QUOTE(Studs and Duds @ Oct 21 2008, 10:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Dentist @ Oct 21 2008, 07:04 PM) *

it is not and if you knews any lawyer have them emails me at studsmakejuice@kites.com


Those fuckers don't appreciate good comedy. Nobody laughed at that.
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post Nov 9 2008, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE(bentley @ Nov 9 2008, 02:01 PM) *

QUOTE(Studs and Duds @ Oct 21 2008, 10:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Dentist @ Oct 21 2008, 07:04 PM) *

it is not and if you knews any lawyer have them emails me at studsmakejuice@kites.com


Those fuckers don't appreciate good comedy. Nobody laughed at that.

Studs is like the Michael Jordan of the internet. Nobody even raises an eyebrow at a 30-point game.


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I wo=ind up giving her most of my bank account to either get pre-natal shit or abort the thing - she doesn't get the fuck i'm gonna be no hero because i dodn't even jkniow if it's mine. she threatens sokme shit about my job, i take the necessary precautions because i don't trust her crazy ass. i still bang her now and then because life is boring. however on wedenesady i'm working late because i aheva jury trial the next day (went fine) and she calls and says she is hemoraging (sp?). i took her in and she is miscarrying. prtobably a nice ending.


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post Feb 21 2009, 10:39 PM
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The best part about boning a chick in a hotel is that you can just pull out and blow your shit all over the fucking place with wanton disregard. All over the bed, the pillows, the TV, the remote, the ceiling, the ice box, the WebTV keyboard, the doorknob... there are no rules. The only limitation is your imagination. And you don't even have to clean it up. Sometimes that's all I think about when I'm fucking in a hotel room: where I plan to fire off. I've had more than one girl ask me why I'm smiling and borderline giggling in the middle of sex in a hotel room. Well, there you go, ladies - there's your answer. It's because I'm picturing the look on the maid's face when she goes to hang the courtesy blow drier back up on the wall and gets more than she bargained for.
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QUOTE(HomerJay @ Feb 21 2009, 08:39 PM) *

Goddamn, I miss Studs.

http://www.establishedboard.com/forum/inde...st&p=160021
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QUOTE(Blooper @ Feb 21 2009, 11:47 PM) *

QUOTE(HomerJay @ Feb 21 2009, 08:39 PM) *

Goddamn, I miss Studs.

http://www.establishedboard.com/forum/inde...st&p=160021


Fuckin' A!!!


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QUOTE(Borat @ Jul 12 2006, 05:19 PM)
The best part about boning a chick in a hotel is that you can just pull out and blow your shit all over the fucking place with wanton disregard. All over the bed, the pillows, the TV, the remote, the ceiling, the ice box, the WebTV keyboard, the doorknob... there are no rules. The only limitation is your imagination. And you don't even have to clean it up. Sometimes that's all I think about when I'm fucking in a hotel room: where I plan to fire off. I've had more than one girl ask me why I'm smiling and borderline giggling in the middle of sex in a hotel room. Well, there you go, ladies - there's your answer. It's because I'm picturing the look on the maid's face when she goes to hang the courtesy blow drier back up on the wall and gets more than she bargained for.
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we have our fantancy draft the other night and qwerts get the #1 pick...he say "give me LT!" and kipper say ok. So kipper pick #2 and say "i'll take LT2!" and he start jumping around like crazy. qwert say that he already have him but kipper tell him he picked lawrence tailors and kipper actually have tomlonson...qwerts get all mad but eventual he agree and say he gonna write letter to tailor urgin him to get back in teh game...lol


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QUOTE(Butters @ Aug 22 2009, 03:06 AM) *

I wo=ind up giving her most of my bank account to either get pre-natal shit or abort the thing - she doesn't get the fuck i'm gonna be no hero because i dodn't even jkniow if it's mine. she threatens sokme shit about my job, i take the necessary precautions because i don't trust her crazy ass. i still bang her now and then because life is boring. however on wedenesady i'm working late because i aheva jury trial the next day (went fine) and she calls and says she is hemoraging (sp?). i took her in and she is miscarrying. prtobably a nice ending.


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"My decision to do porno has forced me to take my religion within: because of my job I am stronger in my relationship with God, because now I take God with me everywhere I go; if I don’t, I’ll fail to get an erection. I didn’t know that God blessed me with an abnormally large penis, until i had a revelation in which Jesus told me to make porno. So I feel blessed."


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