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#1 AnonymousBob

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 03:38 PM

I'm not sure why but I want to fuck the shit out of a little person. Not a dwarf, that's just creepy. I've been with a couple girls that are the legal height for a midget (4'10) but they didn't fit the other medical definitions of one.

So...uhm...am I the only one with this fetish?

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 03:41 PM

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 04:07 PM

I think Bridget the Midget makes occasional appearances at The Bunny Ranch.
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 04:37 PM

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Depending upon what? Water retention?
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I not only bragged about the hot chicks I nailed, but I'd brag double about the hideous fat ones too. It's nearly impossible to duplicate or replicate the laughter one gets from revealing to his group of buddies he just fucked a wookie with a weight problem.
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Actually looking back now that I'm healed it was pretty fucking awesome. I was ordered by my doctor/dermatologist to not have sex for at least seven days.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 05:34 PM

QUOTE(redman @ Nov 22 2010, 05:37 PM) View Post

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Depending upon what? Water retention?

Depending on whoever tells me how tall I am. I've never really cared to know how tall I am. Whenever somebody asks how tall I am I usually say 'tall enough' or "6 foot 2ish'.

Some people swear I'm as tall as 6'4, others think I'm only 6'2. I don't really care. Last night some relative of mine was standing next to me and asked if I was still growing...said she never noticed I was so tall. When they started asking how tall I was all I could do was shrug and say I dunno.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 06:17 PM

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 06:34 PM) View Post

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QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Depending upon what? Water retention?

Depending on whoever tells me how tall I am. I've never really cared to know how tall I am. Whenever somebody asks how tall I am I usually say 'tall enough' or "6 foot 2ish'.

Some people swear I'm as tall as 6'4, others think I'm only 6'2. I don't really care. Last night some relative of mine was standing next to me and asked if I was still growing...said she never noticed I was so tall. When they started asking how tall I was all I could do was shrug and say I dunno.


This is just your jockey friends making you taller by proxy so they can claim 5'10".

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 06:24 PM

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 06:34 PM) View Post

QUOTE(redman @ Nov 22 2010, 05:37 PM) View Post

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Depending upon what? Water retention?

Depending on whoever tells me how tall I am. I've never really cared to know how tall I am. Whenever somebody asks how tall I am I usually say 'tall enough' or "6 foot 2ish'.

Some people swear I'm as tall as 6'4, others think I'm only 6'2. I don't really care. Last night some relative of mine was standing next to me and asked if I was still growing...said she never noticed I was so tall. When they started asking how tall I was all I could do was shrug and say I dunno.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 06:25 PM

need to watch the movie "tucker maxx", that is the playbook for fucking midgets.
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 06:26 PM

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need to watch the movie "tucker maxx", that is the playbook for fucking midgets.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 06:52 PM

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QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Depending upon what? Water retention?

Depending on whoever tells me how tall I am. I've never really cared to know how tall I am. Whenever somebody asks how tall I am I usually say 'tall enough' or "6 foot 2ish'.

Some people swear I'm as tall as 6'4, others think I'm only 6'2. I don't really care. Last night some relative of mine was standing next to me and asked if I was still growing...said she never noticed I was so tall. When they started asking how tall I was all I could do was shrug and say I dunno.


This is just your jockey friends making you taller by proxy so they can claim 5'10".

Yep. I'm 6'1" and people try to argue that I must be taller.
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 07:01 PM

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QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Depending upon what? Water retention?

Depending on whoever tells me how tall I am. I've never really cared to know how tall I am. Whenever somebody asks how tall I am I usually say 'tall enough' or "6 foot 2ish'.

Some people swear I'm as tall as 6'4, others think I'm only 6'2. I don't really care. Last night some relative of mine was standing next to me and asked if I was still growing...said she never noticed I was so tall. When they started asking how tall I was all I could do was shrug and say I dunno.


This is just your jockey friends making you taller by proxy so they can claim 5'10".

Yep. I'm 6'1" and people try to argue that I must be taller.

I know I'm taller than 6'1...that's my dad's height and I have him beat. There's no way I'm 6'4. Probably 6'2 and change.

Short people have no concept of height.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 08:41 PM

What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously.
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 09:47 PM

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I think Bridget the Midget makes occasional appearances at The Bunny Ranch.


Didn't someone here have a story about a buddy of theirs getting an aggressive lap dance from her and coming out of it with a viscous bout of face herpes?

And this whole thing is really weird. Midgets are gross.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 09:59 PM

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QUOTE(chuckster @ Nov 22 2010, 05:07 PM) View Post

I think Bridget the Midget makes occasional appearances at The Bunny Ranch.


Didn't someone here have a story about a buddy of theirs getting an aggressive lap dance from her and coming out of it with a viscous bout of face herpes?


That's disgusting. Well, she's no longer an option, even if it's just a rumor.

Yes, midgets are gross. But we all need to do something totally gross and depraved at some point in our lives. Something that when our buddies hear it they look at you in a state of disbelief and disgust. I want to fuck a midget on my path of depravity.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:02 PM

QUOTE(jakitup @ Jul 7 2009, 04:16 PM) View Post

No shit...

Bridget the Midget came to a local over 18 club, Elliot's, in my hometown, Peoria, IL, about a month or two ago.

So a buddy and a friend go to check it out. There isn't many chances to see a midget stripper in Illinois. So he pays her to sit and dance on his face for a little while. Had fun, some laughs, all-in-all apparently some good entertainment.

Buddy wakes up the next day with hives and redness from cheek to cheek, on his nose, chin, and all around his lips. Apparently caught some VD from her, as he hasn't been back to work since and been to the doctor four or five times to get shots to clear it up. Guy is actually thinking about quitting his job so he doesn't have to go in and hear about it from everyone, everyday, for the rest of his life.

Moral of the story: If you really, really want a dance from her, you better not be married because you'll have a VD as proof of your said dance for awhile.



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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:05 PM

I think I saw this on MANswers, that Spike show. There are a few at the Nevada brothels. Also, apparently they are like twice as expensive.
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:10 PM

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 03:38 PM) View Post

I'm not sure why but I want to fuck the shit out of a little person. Not a dwarf, that's just creepy. I've been with a couple girls that are the legal height for a midget (4'10) but they didn't fit the other medical definitions of one.

So...uhm...am I the only one with this fetish?


Damn, people are fuckin weird.....
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:13 PM

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QUOTE(jakitup @ Jul 7 2009, 04:16 PM) View Post

No shit...

Bridget the Midget came to a local over 18 club, Elliot's, in my hometown, Peoria, IL, about a month or two ago.

So a buddy and a friend go to check it out. There isn't many chances to see a midget stripper in Illinois. So he pays her to sit and dance on his face for a little while. Had fun, some laughs, all-in-all apparently some good entertainment.

Buddy wakes up the next day with hives and redness from cheek to cheek, on his nose, chin, and all around his lips. Apparently caught some VD from her, as he hasn't been back to work since and been to the doctor four or five times to get shots to clear it up. Guy is actually thinking about quitting his job so he doesn't have to go in and hear about it from everyone, everyday, for the rest of his life.

Moral of the story: If you really, really want a dance from her, you better not be married because you'll have a VD as proof of your said dance for awhile.



found it.

Well, she's out. Thanks.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:13 PM

QUOTE(Butters @ Nov 22 2010, 11:05 PM) View Post

I think I saw this on MANswers, that Spike show. There are a few at the Nevada brothels. Also, apparently they are like twice as expensive.

Interesting. Thank you.


Your BYU idea still blows. Don't do it.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:28 PM

from the movie "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max.

after the 30 second commercial is the midget scene

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:39 PM

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QUOTE(Butters @ Nov 22 2010, 11:05 PM) View Post

I think I saw this on MANswers, that Spike show. There are a few at the Nevada brothels. Also, apparently they are like twice as expensive.

Interesting. Thank you.


Your BYU idea still blows. Don't do it.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:54 PM

QUOTE(Radical Larry @ Nov 22 2010, 08:41 PM) View Post

What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously.


I'm going to agree with this.

Seriously. Short people are always evil, don't you watch movies? Best case were the oompa loompa's, who weren't necessarily evil but were just following orders. Is that really what you want?

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:56 PM

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QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 03:38 PM) View Post

I'm not sure why but I want to fuck the shit out of a little person. Not a dwarf, that's just creepy. I've been with a couple girls that are the legal height for a midget (4'10) but they didn't fit the other medical definitions of one.

So...uhm...am I the only one with this fetish?


Damn, people are fuckin weird.....


A midget is like the polar opposite of a rancor.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 11:26 PM

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Yes, it's near Santa Barbara.
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Posted 23 November 2010 - 04:58 AM

Dude, midgets are fucking weird. Just bang a 10 year old.
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I'd just start hitting her occasionally. She'll either leave, or you'll end up with a girlfriend you can hit. Win-win.


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The best part about boning a chick in a hotel is that you can just pull out and blow your shit all over the fucking place with wanton disregard. All over the bed, the pillows, the TV, the remote, the ceiling, the ice box, the WebTV keyboard, the doorknob... there are no rules. The only limitation is your imagination. And you don't even have to clean it up. Sometimes that's all I think about when I'm fucking in a hotel room: where I plan to fire off. I've had more than one girl ask me why I'm smiling and borderline giggling in the middle of sex in a hotel room. Well, there you go, ladies - there's your answer. It's because I'm picturing the look on the maid's face when she goes to hang the courtesy blow drier back up on the wall and gets more than she bargained for.

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 04:59 AM

lol.gif I'm horrible.
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I'd just start hitting her occasionally. She'll either leave, or you'll end up with a girlfriend you can hit. Win-win.


QUOTE(Borat @ Jul 12 2006, 05:19 PM)
The best part about boning a chick in a hotel is that you can just pull out and blow your shit all over the fucking place with wanton disregard. All over the bed, the pillows, the TV, the remote, the ceiling, the ice box, the WebTV keyboard, the doorknob... there are no rules. The only limitation is your imagination. And you don't even have to clean it up. Sometimes that's all I think about when I'm fucking in a hotel room: where I plan to fire off. I've had more than one girl ask me why I'm smiling and borderline giggling in the middle of sex in a hotel room. Well, there you go, ladies - there's your answer. It's because I'm picturing the look on the maid's face when she goes to hang the courtesy blow drier back up on the wall and gets more than she bargained for.

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 06:30 AM

QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 02:58 AM) View Post

Dude, midgets are fucking weird. Just bang a 10 year old.



QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 02:59 AM) View Post

lol.gif I'm horrible.


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Genetics - for whatever, relative to the porn I've seen, I can shoot a pretty big load (I'd say like 2 fluid ounces). Apparently you can't.
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I not only bragged about the hot chicks I nailed, but I'd brag double about the hideous fat ones too. It's nearly impossible to duplicate or replicate the laughter one gets from revealing to his group of buddies he just fucked a wookie with a weight problem.
QUOTE(Butters @ Mar 7 2010, 12:51 PM) View Post
Actually looking back now that I'm healed it was pretty fucking awesome. I was ordered by my doctor/dermatologist to not have sex for at least seven days.

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 09:13 AM

QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 05:58 AM) View Post
Dude, midgets are fucking weird. Just bang a 10 year old.


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OMGfucking god.

Love it. Fucking 10 year olds, that is.


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Posted 23 November 2010 - 09:17 AM

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QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 02:58 AM) View Post

Dude, midgets are fucking weird. Just bang a 10 year old.



QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 02:59 AM) View Post

lol.gif I'm horrible.


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Posted 23 November 2010 - 11:56 AM

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QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Yes, it's near Santa Barbara.

It's not real. Urban legend.

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 12:22 PM

QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 02:59 AM) View Post

lol.gif I'm horrible.


Horribly good!
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I definitely took the cake this time fellas.

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You misspelled cock.


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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:35 PM

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QUOTE(One @ Nov 23 2010, 12:26 AM) View Post

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 22 2010, 01:41 PM) View Post

There are reports of a 'Midget town' somewhere in Southern California but nobody has been able to confirm it actually exists. It seems that would be a good place to pick up some chicks. I'm 6'2" - 6'4".


Yes, it's near Santa Barbara.

It's not real. Urban legend.


Small lie?
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Genetics - for whatever, relative to the porn I've seen, I can shoot a pretty big load (I'd say like 2 fluid ounces). Apparently you can't.
QUOTE(General Malaise @ Dec 21 2009, 11:53 AM) View Post
I not only bragged about the hot chicks I nailed, but I'd brag double about the hideous fat ones too. It's nearly impossible to duplicate or replicate the laughter one gets from revealing to his group of buddies he just fucked a wookie with a weight problem.
QUOTE(Butters @ Mar 7 2010, 12:51 PM) View Post
Actually looking back now that I'm healed it was pretty fucking awesome. I was ordered by my doctor/dermatologist to not have sex for at least seven days.

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 06:14 PM

I would fuck a midget, though I have notoriously low standards(pardon the pun).
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I like the way this oddball guy thinks.

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QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 05:58 AM) View Post
Dude, midgets are fucking weird. Just bang a 10 year old.


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OMGfucking god.

Love it. Fucking 10 year olds, that is.



lol.gif @ OMGfucking god

pretty sure that "OMG" doesnt mean...well, whatever you think it means

#36 Butters

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 08:59 PM

QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 05:58 AM) View Post

Dude, midgets are fucking weird. Just bang a 10 year old.

If she's seven she can be ate.
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#37 St. Louis Bob

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 04:03 PM

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You steal money from the poor box at church.

My church doesn't have a poor box, and besides, I don't show up onto a message board and try to boss people around after 3 days.

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 04:22 PM

QUOTE(Butters @ Nov 23 2010, 09:59 PM) View Post

QUOTE(HomerJay @ Nov 23 2010, 05:58 AM) View Post

Dude, midgets are fucking weird. Just bang a 10 year old.

If she's seven she can be ate.

Leave it to you to ruin a perfectly lovely thread about kid-fucking.
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I wo=ind up giving her most of my bank account to either get pre-natal shit or abort the thing - she doesn't get the fuck i'm gonna be no hero because i dodn't even jkniow if it's mine. she threatens sokme shit about my job, i take the necessary precautions because i don't trust her crazy ass. i still bang her now and then because life is boring. however on wedenesady i'm working late because i aheva jury trial the next day (went fine) and she calls and says she is hemoraging (sp?). i took her in and she is miscarrying. prtobably a nice ending.


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#39 General Malaise

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 04:27 PM

Okay, I can get down with fucking a really short woman, especially if the short gal has healthy curves in all the right places. And I can absolutely understand the desire to fuck a small woman in positions a normal sized woman can't fit...perhaps while driving or under your trench coat as your shop for groceries.

But how in the fuck do you rectify the facial features staring back at you? Midget women aren't just compact little ladies...they are trolls with ghoulish faces. I'm surprised we've motored along this far without supplying proof.

Could you remain hard knowing her mug was attached to the body you penis is pounding? Look at this!

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And this

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Frightening.

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#40 AnonymousBob

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 04:35 PM

I can get down with #2. So I guess it would depend on the angle.
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#41 AnonymousBob

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 04:36 PM

Can we get a mod to change my status from 'slightly talkative prick' to 'midget fucker'? Thanks.

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 24 2010, 05:36 PM) View Post

Can we get a mod to change my status from 'slightly talkative prick' to 'midget fucker'? Thanks.

I think you can do that yourself, chief.
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Posted 24 November 2010 - 06:43 PM

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QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 24 2010, 05:36 PM) View Post

Can we get a mod to change my status from 'slightly talkative prick' to 'midget fucker'? Thanks.

I think you can do that yourself, chief.


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#44 Da Guru

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 07:43 PM

They should have midget night at bars. 1.00 drinks for all midgets. Regular prices for the people who want to fuck them.
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Posted 24 November 2010 - 10:17 PM

QUOTE(Da Guru @ Nov 24 2010, 05:43 PM) View Post

They should have midget night at bars. 1.00 drinks for all midgets. Regular prices for the people who want to fuck them.


Homer has a lemonade stand like that.
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Genetics - for whatever, relative to the porn I've seen, I can shoot a pretty big load (I'd say like 2 fluid ounces). Apparently you can't.
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I not only bragged about the hot chicks I nailed, but I'd brag double about the hideous fat ones too. It's nearly impossible to duplicate or replicate the laughter one gets from revealing to his group of buddies he just fucked a wookie with a weight problem.
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Actually looking back now that I'm healed it was pretty fucking awesome. I was ordered by my doctor/dermatologist to not have sex for at least seven days.

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 10:37 PM

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 24 2010, 02:35 PM) View Post

I can get down with #2. So I guess it would depend on the angle.
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the one on the left is rosie o'donnel before she got fat,. i'd wronghole that troll
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#47 redman

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Posted 24 November 2010 - 10:48 PM

QUOTE(Turtle @ Nov 24 2010, 08:37 PM) View Post

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 24 2010, 02:35 PM) View Post

I can get down with #2. So I guess it would depend on the angle.
Better faces:


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the one on the left is rosie o'donnel before she got fat,. i'd wronghole that troll


Please first ask her how it came to be that she's wearing Jean Benet Ramsey's wardrobe.
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QUOTE(Facial @ Mar 10 2008, 04:28 PM) View Post
Genetics - for whatever, relative to the porn I've seen, I can shoot a pretty big load (I'd say like 2 fluid ounces). Apparently you can't.
QUOTE(General Malaise @ Dec 21 2009, 11:53 AM) View Post
I not only bragged about the hot chicks I nailed, but I'd brag double about the hideous fat ones too. It's nearly impossible to duplicate or replicate the laughter one gets from revealing to his group of buddies he just fucked a wookie with a weight problem.
QUOTE(Butters @ Mar 7 2010, 12:51 PM) View Post
Actually looking back now that I'm healed it was pretty fucking awesome. I was ordered by my doctor/dermatologist to not have sex for at least seven days.

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 11:04 AM

QUOTE(General Malaise @ Nov 24 2010, 04:27 PM) View Post

But how in the fuck do you rectify the facial features staring back at you?


Turn her face down.

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 11:52 AM

QUOTE(AnonymousBob @ Nov 24 2010, 02:36 PM) View Post

Can we get a mod to change my status from 'slightly talkative prick' to 'midget fucker'? Thanks.


done
QUOTE(Cranbrulet @ Aug 16 2010, 01:02 PM) View Post

I definitely took the cake this time fellas.

QUOTE(Carrie 2 @ Aug 16 2010, 01:04 PM) View Post

You misspelled cock.


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Posted 25 November 2010 - 12:07 PM

QUOTE(E Street Brat @ Nov 25 2010, 09:04 AM) View Post

QUOTE(General Malaise @ Nov 24 2010, 04:27 PM) View Post

But how in the fuck do you rectify the facial features staring back at you?


Turn her face down.


How will you know?
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QUOTE(Facial @ Mar 10 2008, 04:28 PM) View Post
Genetics - for whatever, relative to the porn I've seen, I can shoot a pretty big load (I'd say like 2 fluid ounces). Apparently you can't.
QUOTE(General Malaise @ Dec 21 2009, 11:53 AM) View Post
I not only bragged about the hot chicks I nailed, but I'd brag double about the hideous fat ones too. It's nearly impossible to duplicate or replicate the laughter one gets from revealing to his group of buddies he just fucked a wookie with a weight problem.
QUOTE(Butters @ Mar 7 2010, 12:51 PM) View Post
Actually looking back now that I'm healed it was pretty fucking awesome. I was ordered by my doctor/dermatologist to not have sex for at least seven days.




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