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#1 RaiderNation

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 05:10 PM

We all know that it goes in 74 different directions, and you need to get some Soft Scrub for the entire bathroom afterwards. But does anyone know why this happens?

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 06:52 PM

Because there's still some remnants of semen clogging your pipes. The urine has to bust through.

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 06:52 PM

QUOTE(RaiderNation @ Aug 5 2006, 05:10 PM)
We all know that it goes in 74 different directions, and you need to get some Soft Scrub for the entire bathroom afterwards.  But does anyone know why this happens?

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Spunk in your junk?

As in, the urethra?

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 08:58 PM

Get on your knees and hang your dick in the bowl.

Cue the 'I don't need to get on my knees' jokes.

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:36 PM

QUOTE(RaiderNation @ Aug 5 2006, 07:10 PM)
We all know that it goes in 74 different directions, and you need to get some Soft Scrub for the entire bathroom afterwards.  But does anyone know why this happens?

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Because dried semen is like super glue?
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#6 bentley

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:40 PM

You see, your dick is a collection of tubes. And some of these tubes get clogged up sometimes. And then you end up pissing on the walls.

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 10:57 PM

QUOTE(Guest @ Aug 5 2006, 08:58 PM)
Get on your knees and hang your dick in the bowl.

Cue the 'I don't need to get on my knees' jokes.

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Come on, sign the fuck up, Junior.

#8 Tufnel

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 11:16 PM

Wash your dick, dude.
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Posted 06 August 2006 - 06:47 AM

Ever put your thumb over the end of a garden hose.

Same thing.




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Posted 06 August 2006 - 09:48 AM

QUOTE(Guest @ Aug 5 2006, 10:58 PM)
Get on your knees and hang your dick in the bowl.

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unsure.gif I think Peyton Marino or Fairchild forgot to sign in.

#11 scooby

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 11:13 AM

I actually think I know this one. Ejaculation is caused when the blood vessels around your utethra expand, and constrict the urethra, forcing the semen into its moment of glory.

The post coital leak normally happens before the blood vessels have competely returned to normal, so you've still got a smaller pipe and less ability to put pressure behind it. So your urine does a "Crazy Ivan" coming out.



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Posted 06 August 2006 - 12:12 PM

give it a yank and tug midstream.

works everytime

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 12:34 PM

QUOTE(KGB @ Aug 6 2006, 01:12 PM)
give it a yank and tug midstream.

works everytime

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"Midstream?" It's too late by then!

#14 KGB

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 01:06 PM

1 sec on splash is better than 30.

besides, you dont know thats thats going to happen until its too late

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 01:24 PM

Pissing in the bathtub down?




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Posted 06 August 2006 - 01:47 PM

I think im clogging up my sink from disposing in there too much.

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 03:49 PM

Just cop a squat. I hear it's better for you that way anyway.
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Posted 07 August 2006 - 08:55 AM

QUOTE(TannerFingBoyle @ Aug 6 2006, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE(scooby @ Aug 6 2006, 10:13 AM)
So your urine does a "Crazy Ivan" coming out.

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My urine always goes to starboard at the bottom of the hour.

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That like a lunar thing? Electromagnetic phenomenon in Bakersfield and surrounding?

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 09:50 AM

QUOTE(Christo @ Aug 6 2006, 04:49 PM)
Just cop a squat.  I hear it's better for you that way anyway.

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 07:20 PM

QUOTE(TannerFingBoyle @ Aug 7 2006, 12:12 AM)
QUOTE(scooby @ Aug 6 2006, 10:13 AM)
So your urine does a "Crazy Ivan" coming out.

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My urine always goes to starboard at the bottom of the hour.

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Shome thinghs on this boat don't react well to urine!

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#21 Norville

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 08:03 PM

It doesn't always do that?


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Posted 07 August 2006 - 09:26 PM

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