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post Aug 5 2006, 05:10 PM
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We all know that it goes in 74 different directions, and you need to get some Soft Scrub for the entire bathroom afterwards. But does anyone know why this happens?
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post Aug 5 2006, 06:52 PM
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Because there's still some remnants of semen clogging your pipes. The urine has to bust through.
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post Aug 5 2006, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(RaiderNation @ Aug 5 2006, 05:10 PM)
We all know that it goes in 74 different directions, and you need to get some Soft Scrub for the entire bathroom afterwards.  But does anyone know why this happens?
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post Aug 5 2006, 08:58 PM
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Get on your knees and hang your dick in the bowl.

Cue the 'I don't need to get on my knees' jokes.
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post Aug 5 2006, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(RaiderNation @ Aug 5 2006, 07:10 PM)
We all know that it goes in 74 different directions, and you need to get some Soft Scrub for the entire bathroom afterwards.  But does anyone know why this happens?
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Because dried semen is like super glue?


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post Aug 5 2006, 09:40 PM
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You see, your dick is a collection of tubes. And some of these tubes get clogged up sometimes. And then you end up pissing on the walls.
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post Aug 5 2006, 10:57 PM
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Get on your knees and hang your dick in the bowl.

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post Aug 5 2006, 11:16 PM
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Wash your dick, dude.


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post Aug 6 2006, 06:47 AM
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Ever put your thumb over the end of a garden hose.

Same thing.


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post Aug 6 2006, 09:48 AM
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QUOTE(Guest @ Aug 5 2006, 10:58 PM)
Get on your knees and hang your dick in the bowl.

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post Aug 6 2006, 11:13 AM
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I actually think I know this one. Ejaculation is caused when the blood vessels around your utethra expand, and constrict the urethra, forcing the semen into its moment of glory.

The post coital leak normally happens before the blood vessels have competely returned to normal, so you've still got a smaller pipe and less ability to put pressure behind it. So your urine does a "Crazy Ivan" coming out.

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post Aug 6 2006, 12:12 PM
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give it a yank and tug midstream.

works everytime
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post Aug 6 2006, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE(KGB @ Aug 6 2006, 01:12 PM)
give it a yank and tug midstream.

works everytime
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"Midstream?" It's too late by then!
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post Aug 6 2006, 01:06 PM
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1 sec on splash is better than 30.

besides, you dont know thats thats going to happen until its too late
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post Aug 6 2006, 01:24 PM
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Pissing in the bathtub down?


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post Aug 6 2006, 01:47 PM
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I think im clogging up my sink from disposing in there too much.
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post Aug 6 2006, 03:49 PM
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Just cop a squat. I hear it's better for you that way anyway.


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post Aug 7 2006, 08:55 AM
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QUOTE(TannerFingBoyle @ Aug 6 2006, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE(scooby @ Aug 6 2006, 10:13 AM)
So your urine does a "Crazy Ivan" coming out.
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My urine always goes to starboard at the bottom of the hour.
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That like a lunar thing? Electromagnetic phenomenon in Bakersfield and surrounding?
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post Aug 7 2006, 09:50 AM
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QUOTE(Christo @ Aug 6 2006, 04:49 PM)
Just cop a squat.  I hear it's better for you that way anyway.
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post Aug 7 2006, 07:20 PM
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QUOTE(TannerFingBoyle @ Aug 7 2006, 12:12 AM)
QUOTE(scooby @ Aug 6 2006, 10:13 AM)
So your urine does a "Crazy Ivan" coming out.
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My urine always goes to starboard at the bottom of the hour.
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post Aug 7 2006, 08:03 PM
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It doesn't always do that?


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post Aug 7 2006, 09:26 PM
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