So I met a nympho today., it was interesting Options

[Harry Manback]

This shit is fucking fantastic. The Cage is like a fucking hyena's den. We will turn on eachother in a fucking millisecond.

I didn't start this.

Mr. Inferiority complex over there (ie: Emmitt Smith, the fucking nigger) decided he knows me.

So I'm letting that cock sucker finish the thread.

now you are really being a fucking asshole.

Just trying to fit in GB!

[FuckTheLaw]

This shit is fucking fantastic. The Cage is like a fucking hyena's den. We will turn on eachother in a fucking millisecond.

I didn't start this.

Mr. Inferiority complex over there (ie: Emmitt Smith, the fucking nigger) decided he knows me.

So I'm letting that cock sucker finish the thread.

now you are really being a fucking asshole.

Just trying to fit in GB!

Insecure much?

[urbanhack]

This shit is fucking fantastic. The Cage is like a fucking hyena's den. We will turn on eachother in a fucking millisecond.

I didn't start this.

Mr. Inferiority complex over there (ie: Emmitt Smith, the fucking nigger) decided he knows me.

So I'm letting that cock sucker finish the thread.

now you are really being a fucking asshole.

Just trying to fit in GB!

you've got everyone beat by a mile. don't kid yourself.

[Harry Manback]

This shit is fucking fantastic. The Cage is like a fucking hyena's den. We will turn on eachother in a fucking millisecond.

I didn't start this.

Mr. Inferiority complex over there (ie: Emmitt Smith, the fucking nigger) decided he knows me.

So I'm letting that cock sucker finish the thread.

now you are really being a fucking asshole.

Just trying to fit in GB!

Insecure much?

A little...

[Harry Manback]

This shit is fucking fantastic. The Cage is like a fucking hyena's den. We will turn on eachother in a fucking millisecond.

I didn't start this.

Mr. Inferiority complex over there (ie: Emmitt Smith, the fucking nigger) decided he knows me.

So I'm letting that cock sucker finish the thread.

now you are really being a fucking asshole.

Just trying to fit in GB!

you've got everyone beat by a mile. don't kid yourself.

[Capella T. Scupper, III]

This shit is fucking fantastic. The Cage is like a fucking hyena's den. We will turn on eachother in a fucking millisecond.

I didn't start this.

Mr. Inferiority complex over there (ie: Emmitt Smith, the fucking nigger) decided he knows me.

So I'm letting that cock sucker finish the thread.

[Capella T. Scupper, III]

This shit is fucking fantastic. The Cage is like a fucking hyena's den. We will turn on eachother in a fucking millisecond.

I didn't start this.

Mr. Inferiority complex over there (ie: Emmitt Smith, the fucking nigger) decided he knows me.

So I'm letting that cock sucker finish the thread.

I can only assume, he's sure acting ignorant enough.

I didn't realize the jealousy in this thread would be so palpable.

I'm sorry Emmit that you married a fat cunt and had a ugly little daughter who's going to suck more cock than my asian whore.

[swt J]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

[Harry Manback]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

Amusing?

Glad you think so.

I'm bat shit crazy. WOOOAHAHAH!!!!

[Harry Manback]

Truth be told, this is no meltdown.

I honestly don't believe you can really meltdown online, how can you?

It takes too long to type all this shit to have a real solid meltdown.

[Harry Manback]

Truth be told, this is no meltdown.

I honestly don't believe you can really meltdown online, how can you?

It takes too long to type all this shit to have a real solid meltdown.

have you read a hamster-13 thread?

[Gorby]

Truth be told, this is no meltdown.

I honestly don't believe you can really meltdown online, how can you?

It takes too long to type all this shit to have a real solid meltdown.

If not meltdown then shtiick? Or just easily unhinged?

[Harry Manback]

Truth be told, this is no meltdown.

I honestly don't believe you can really meltdown online, how can you?

It takes too long to type all this shit to have a real solid meltdown.

If not meltdown then shtiick? Or just easily unhinged?

A combonation of shtick, apathy and slight un-hinging I guess, although the un-hinging can be related to apathy.

[Barkley]

I think you made the right call Harry.

Its like the story of the old bull and young bull watching the cows below....be the old bull.



Please remember to update us Tuesday night with pics.

[Harry Manback]

I think you made the right call Harry.

Its like the story of the old bull and young bull watching the cows below....be the old bull.



Please remember to update us Tuesday night with pics.

I don't know how I can get pics, I have a phone, but no way to connect it to my computer.

I'm kinda of technology illiterate.

I'll see what I can do.

[Jaysus]

It's not myspace or anything where you right notes and shit about how awful your life is that nobody cares to read. It's a solid way to keep in contact with people from college.

"right notes"

I love this place!!

[proninja]

[Ebby Calvin]

I think you made the right call Harry.

Its like the story of the old bull and young bull watching the cows below....be the old bull.



Please remember to update us Tuesday night with pics.

I don't know how I can get pics, I have a phone, but no way to connect it to my computer.

I'm kinda of technology illiterate.

I'll see what I can do.

Do I have some kind of magic phone where only I can send pix via email?

[SofaKings]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

Well he is 20 and works in a restaraunt after all.

Busting out with the N bomb was classic. Keeps everyone in line.

[Gorby]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

Well he is 20 and works in a restaraunt after all.

Busting out with the N bomb was classic. Keeps everyone in line.

Yeah, it shows a level of sophistication and worldliness that most only hope to attain.

[Harry Manback]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

Well he is 20 and works in a restaraunt after all.

Busting out with the N bomb was classic. Keeps everyone in line.

[Harry Manback]

I think you made the right call Harry.

Its like the story of the old bull and young bull watching the cows below....be the old bull.



Please remember to update us Tuesday night with pics.

I don't know how I can get pics, I have a phone, but no way to connect it to my computer.

I'm kinda of technology illiterate.

I'll see what I can do.

Do I have some kind of magic phone where only I can send pix via email?

I did not know this.

[swt J]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

Well he is 20 and works in a restaraunt after all.

Busting out with the N bomb was classic. Keeps everyone in line.

It did sort of wake me up. Just kind of reading along, catching up, and then . . . HUH? what'sthatnow?

[Ebby Calvin]

I think you made the right call Harry.

Its like the story of the old bull and young bull watching the cows below....be the old bull.



Please remember to update us Tuesday night with pics.

I don't know how I can get pics, I have a phone, but no way to connect it to my computer.

I'm kinda of technology illiterate.

I'll see what I can do.

Do I have some kind of magic phone where only I can send pix via email?

I did not know this.

Your process may vary with phone and carrier, but I accomplish this by:

take/save pic

go to gallery and select pic

select "options"

"send"

enter your email address (you may have to change from number to letter input)

save to hard drive on your PC.

Upload to photobucket, flickr, etc.

post at :e:

Here's an example of this handiwork. A 20 year old co-ed who wants to fuck me.

[proninja]

Ebby Calvin gets it

[swt J]

Ebby Calvin gets it

Sweet jesus, I hate you all.

[proninja]

Ebby Calvin gets it

Sweet jesus, I hate you all.

I can't ever remember seeing an ebby calvin post before, but is there anything not to like of pictures of half naked hot coeds?

[Harry Manback]

Ebby Calvin gets it

Sweet jesus, I hate you all.

I can't ever remember seeing an ebby calvin post before, but is there anything not to like of pictures of half naked hot coeds?

Nope.

I'll see what I can do.

[Ebby Calvin]

Ebby Calvin gets it

Sweet jesus, I hate you all.

I can't ever remember seeing an ebby calvin post before, but is there anything not to like of pictures of half naked hot coeds?

Don't remember me, eh?

You took exception to the "AIDS" board game I posted in the Pics thread -- which I found funny in the Cage.

[mr. furley]

This shit is fucking fantastic. The Cage is like a fucking hyena's den. We will turn on eachother in a fucking millisecond.

:goodposting:

[SofaKings]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

Well he is 20 and works in a restaraunt after all.

Busting out with the N bomb was classic. Keeps everyone in line.

Yeah, it shows a level of sophistication and worldliness that most only hope to attain.

Ah Jesus, the African-American police showed up. RUN!!! 5-0!!!

[mr. furley]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

there are bullets in the gun. just not using 'em.

[Gorby]

This is the fastest i-meltdown I have ever seen. It went from "Harry tells an amusing story" to "some guys are amusingly giving him shit" to "Harry is fucking insane" in an i-heartbeat. The only real surprise was that Furley wasn't somehow involved.

Well he is 20 and works in a restaraunt after all.

Busting out with the N bomb was classic. Keeps everyone in line.

Yeah, it shows a level of sophistication and worldliness that most only hope to attain.

Ah Jesus, the African-American police showed up. RUN!!! 5-0!!!

You can run but you can't hide..

[the rover]

I think you made the right call Harry.

Its like the story of the old bull and young bull watching the cows below....be the old bull.



Please remember to update us Tuesday night with pics.

I don't know how I can get pics, I have a phone, but no way to connect it to my computer.

I'm kinda of technology illiterate.

I'll see what I can do.

Do I have some kind of magic phone where only I can send pix via email?

I did not know this.

Your process may vary with phone and carrier, but I accomplish this by:

take/save pic

go to gallery and select pic

select "options"

"send"

enter your email address (you may have to change from number to letter input)

save to hard drive on your PC.

Upload to photobucket, flickr, etc.

post at :e:

Here's an example of this handiwork. A 20 year old co-ed who wants to fuck me.

How did she manage to take a picture from 1974 with a camera phone? Is she in a gas chamber?

[No Cork]

I think you made the right call Harry.

Its like the story of the old bull and young bull watching the cows below....be the old bull.



Please remember to update us Tuesday night with pics.

I don't know how I can get pics, I have a phone, but no way to connect it to my computer.

I'm kinda of technology illiterate.

I'll see what I can do.

Do I have some kind of magic phone where only I can send pix via email?

I did not know this.

Your process may vary with phone and carrier, but I accomplish this by:

take/save pic

go to gallery and select pic

select "options"

"send"

enter your email address (you may have to change from number to letter input)

save to hard drive on your PC.

Upload to photobucket, flickr, etc.

post at :e:

Here's an example of this handiwork. A 20 year old co-ed who wants to fuck me.

How did she manage to take a picture from 1974 with a camera phone? Is she in a gas chamber?

Good fucking posting. That IS funny!

[f360spyder]

Pretty sure Emmitt Smith's white.. he just drives a black SUV with tinted windows and gets pulled over by cops a lot..

[f360spyder]

And unless you have some sort of plan, I'm pretty sure sending cameraphone pics to your email costs $4-5. That's too much money to be spending just to prove yourself to a buncha random people online.

[Arctic Edge]

Asian chick. A cute asian at that. She works at my restaurant, it was her second night, she worked last night, trained with my roomate actually the first night, I didn't work.

According to him, she was a freak, had 2 kids, and a boyfriend and girlfriend, made innuendos about sucking him off. He's got a girl though.

Anyways, I trained her tonight, she's pretty normal at first, but opened up quickly.

She tells me how she can "give a blowjob and finger at the same time".

She gives an unbelieveable massage, literally the best I've ever had.

Talks about crazy sex stories, how a guy was fucking her face and she was loving it, and how she loves to give head, its her favorite thing, and that she gave him 3 BJs in a row, no break.

She ended up asking if she could come back to my room, but I had plans to see a movie, couldn't ditch them, so I took her with me.

The entire time in the theatre, her hand is on my dick 75% of the movie. Oh, did I mention she was rolling on E?

Oh, yeah. She had to meet her girlfriend right after the movie. Yeah, that kind of girlfriend.

Long story short, I didn't get her number, didn't give her mine.

The question is, should I bang her in the bathroom at work next time I see her?

Or just make her blow me?

:alarmclockbuzzer:

[Steve Tasker]

Harry's thought process as he sees that woz is posting in his thread: pleasedon'ttakemyside, pleasedon'ttakemyside

In the back of my mind? Hahah yeah.

But let's be real. How much should I really care without being embarassed that a messageboard has that much control over me?

A couple self-proclaimed pimps think that they can use my dick better than I can, great.

Good for them, too bad it's not theirs.

weak.

?

why wouldn't you want me to take your side? You've seen my facebook and shit (and therefore know that I'm in a similar social situation as you) so you know my input is more plausible than that of these tools.

Just because I knew I'd take shit, but deep down I don't give a fuck.

Everyone else seems to live in a fantasy world, you however seem more down to earth, not to say you don't have your own issues, but everyone does.

Does that make 3 of us?

[Harry Manback]

Harry's thought process as he sees that woz is posting in his thread: pleasedon'ttakemyside, pleasedon'ttakemyside

In the back of my mind? Hahah yeah.

But let's be real. How much should I really care without being embarassed that a messageboard has that much control over me?

A couple self-proclaimed pimps think that they can use my dick better than I can, great.

Good for them, too bad it's not theirs.

weak.

?

why wouldn't you want me to take your side? You've seen my facebook and shit (and therefore know that I'm in a similar social situation as you) so you know my input is more plausible than that of these tools.

Just because I knew I'd take shit, but deep down I don't give a fuck.

Everyone else seems to live in a fantasy world, you however seem more down to earth, not to say you don't have your own issues, but everyone does.

Does that make 3 of us?

[bostonfred]

Four pages and counting about a nympho, and it turns into another ifight, woz getting mad that someone didn't respect him after seeing his facebook, and a guy breaking out the n word. At least it's better than the last 30 posts in the Pics that Rule thread.

[bakes]

Four pages and counting about a nympho, and it turns into another ifight, woz getting mad that someone didn't respect him after seeing his facebook, and a guy breaking out the n word. At least it's better than the last 30 posts in the Pics that Rule thread.

Nah. Maybe that wheel that rolled off that old junk racer will clobber Woz in the head. THEN the pic will be worth it. Maybe. A little.

[snorlax]

I'm assuming Emmitt Smith is Prime based on his nondenial of Capella's post (and their general posting histories). Wasn't Prime the Asian guy with the mediocre white wife of questionable magnitude? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Also, dropping the n-bomb definitely crosses a line for me. The only black guys I can name on this board (and FBG) are Jaysus and The Bad CEO, and they're both cooler guys than a majority of the people who post here. You have to be pretty ignorant to use that word as an insult.

[swt J]

I'm assuming Emmitt Smith is Prime based on his nondenial of Capella's post (and their general posting histories). Wasn't Prime the Asian guy with the mediocre white wife of questionable magnitude? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Also, dropping the n-bomb definitely crosses a line for me. The only black guys I can name on this board (and FBG) are Jaysus and The Bad CEO, and they're both cooler guys than a majority of the people who post here. You have to be pretty ignorant to use that word as an insult.

Jaysus is black? Huh. Whodathunk.

[statorama]

Four pages and counting about a nympho, and it turns into another ifight, woz getting mad that someone didn't respect him after seeing his facebook, and a guy breaking out the n word. At least it's better than the last 30 posts in the Pics that Rule thread.

I'll try to rescue it.

[Harry Manback]

I'm assuming Emmitt Smith is Prime based on his nondenial of Capella's post (and their general posting histories). Wasn't Prime the Asian guy with the mediocre white wife of questionable magnitude? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Also, dropping the n-bomb definitely crosses a line for me. The only black guys I can name on this board (and FBG) are Jaysus and The Bad CEO, and they're both cooler guys than a majority of the people who post here. You have to be pretty ignorant to use that word as an insult.

You missed a lot.

[snorlax]

I'm assuming Emmitt Smith is Prime based on his nondenial of Capella's post (and their general posting histories). Wasn't Prime the Asian guy with the mediocre white wife of questionable magnitude? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Also, dropping the n-bomb definitely crosses a line for me. The only black guys I can name on this board (and FBG) are Jaysus and The Bad CEO, and they're both cooler guys than a majority of the people who post here. You have to be pretty ignorant to use that word as an insult.

You missed a lot.

Not sure what you mean. By the way, I appreciate what you were trying to do here before everyone attacked you, and pics are always welcome.

[FuckTheLaw]

I'm assuming Emmitt Smith is Prime based on his nondenial of Capella's post (and their general posting histories). Wasn't Prime the Asian guy with the mediocre white wife of questionable magnitude? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Also, dropping the n-bomb definitely crosses a line for me. The only black guys I can name on this board (and FBG) are Jaysus and The Bad CEO, and they're both cooler guys than a majority of the people who post here. You have to be pretty ignorant to use that word as an insult.

You missed a lot.

Not sure what you mean. By the way, I appreciate what you were trying to do here before everyone attacked you, and pics are always welcome.

Where was he attacked?

[snorlax]

I'm assuming Emmitt Smith is Prime based on his nondenial of Capella's post (and their general posting histories). Wasn't Prime the Asian guy with the mediocre white wife of questionable magnitude? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Also, dropping the n-bomb definitely crosses a line for me. The only black guys I can name on this board (and FBG) are Jaysus and The Bad CEO, and they're both cooler guys than a majority of the people who post here. You have to be pretty ignorant to use that word as an insult.

You missed a lot.

Not sure what you mean. By the way, I appreciate what you were trying to do here before everyone attacked you, and pics are always welcome.

Where was he attacked?

[blenderfrog]

So you'd pull it out next to your friend in a crowded theatre?

What's playing?

Blades of Glory.

Last Will Ferrel movie I saw in theatres was Talladega nights, I got a BJ right at the end of the movie.

Interesting...

Just you and your buddy went to Talladega nights, eh?