some randons shot for week 4, and pick for gamble by studs Options

[Studs and Duds]

week 4

hi folk, this is what happen when you watch teh football and hang out with you friend...NEW THEMESSONG

qwerts come over to my house this week to watch teh game and he bring jimmy cunts with him. so we is watchin and kipper come over and when he walk in he slip on fall on a chocolates that jimmy makes. qwerts go to help him up and say "is you ok, i so sorry, it look like you slip in a chocalates made by jimmy cunts." and kipper start singing themessong to peoples court and he leave....lol

i switch this week to fruit pepple. i use to get cocka pepple but it make milk brown. but fruit pepple make milk red. dang, back to teh drawing bort

uncle klompit new girlfriend names lee and lubert go shopping other day while me and uncle klompits go to teh arcade. uncle klompit say "i hopes they hit it off. it'd be great if lubert and lee is friends because then we could all hang out." I ask him if maybe we should try to win them some prizes at teh skiballs and he say yes. so we win about 10000 tickets and we go to cash them in and uncle klompit ask teh guy "does you have anything for lesbans"...lol

qwerts neighbor asks him why he names his dog jimmy cunts and he tell her it because it look like she have more than one cunts. so she lift jimmy tail and look and tell qwerts "no, one is the vangina and other anus" and qwerts cover jimmy ear and say "shhh, she think she special"...lol

i never had them so kipper bring over pistasshio for teh games. so i try them and i have to chew forever and they too crunchy. so spit them out and kipper tell me you has to take the shell off before you eat them. why wouldn't they just makes them with out a shell? it is stupid

ok, now time for you picks, i keep pickin against greensbay and they keep winning but they gotta lose sometimes

minnisoda +2 over greensbay

this is the week greensbay finally lose and minnisoda wanna win it for they fans

lion +3 over bear

if a real bear walk into lion house, it get mauled like paper in a wind

cardinal +6 over pittisburgs

kurt warners is my favorites and now he is gonna play. and that it all she write

that's it folk. i hope you week is goin good and may you have teh best times in you life. studsp



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week3

hi folk, this is what happen when you watch teh football and hang out with you friend...

uncle klompits have a new girlfriend names lee who is japanesed. so she come over to watch the games and kipper keep calling her hong kongs phooey all night. so uncle klompit get all mad and tell him to stop disrespect his girlfriend. and kipper go "whatever you say mr meyagi"...lol

i start using new deoderence by accident. lubert is going into the store but i want to stay in teh car because they was talking about pinballs on teh radio. so lubert ask is i need deoderence and i say sure. so she come back to teh car and give me deodernce and it is names sure...lol (it is very good)

qwerts has been been broke for a long time because he spend all he money on his new dog names jimmy cunts. so me, kipper and lubert go to his house and he tell us that he spend everything he has on a new machine that make fart noises. lubert say "you is always askin us for money and now you just go out and buy fart machine? i cant believe you is so stupid." so everyone get quiet because qwerts look very sad. then all of a sudden teh fart machine make a fart and everyone laugh...lol (it look like jimmy cunts laugh a little too).

i just find out gregory hinds dies. wow, i thought he was alive and just dancing somehwere

huerta have 8 kickers on his fantancy team because he love kickers because he used to kick teh ball for university miami. qwerts ask him why he have so many kicker on his roster and huerta say it make him feel like all his friends are on his team. he may not win alot, but he is real happy and i am happy for him

uncle klompit tell me that lee may have japanesed friend for me to maybe give some juice to. i tell lubert and lubert get a little jealous...stay tunes


ok, now time for you picks, hopefully we gonna start winnin because kipper may kill me if we dont

san diego -4 over greensbay

they is gonna play better this week i hope. they really need to get they act together soon

jacksonvill +3 over denver

denver aint that good and jacksonvill aint that bad, i really think that jackson vill is gonna win

oaklands -3 over clevelands

oakland gotta win sometimes and this is really one of them times they should wins


that's it folk. i hope you week is goin good and may you have teh best times in you life. stu.ds



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week2

hi folk, this is what happen when you watch teh football and hang out with you friend...

we have our fantancy draft the other night and qwerts get the #1 pick...he say "give me LT!" and kipper say ok. So kipper pick #2 and say "i'll take LT2!" and he start jumping around like crazy. qwert say that he already have him but kipper tell him he picked lawrence tailors and kipper actually have tomlonson...qwerts get all mad but eventual he agree and say he gonna write letter to tailor urgin him to get back in teh game...lol

I take reggey bushes with my first picks because i have a friend names reggey and so everytime i watch regey bushes on tv i am gonna smile because it make me think of my friend names reggey.

lubert just find out her great gramma is chinesed but she feel embarrassed about it (why?), so everytime we go out to eat kipper recommend we go to chinesed restaurant and look at lubert when he say it. Lubert say "we dont have to go to a chinesed restaurant just because i find out my gramma is chinesed." and kipper just bow to her...lol

it was little bit warm this week so i am taking colder shower. it is refreshin

lubert have real big nipples. also when she get mad, the get real hard and stick out. so she come over during our fantansy draft and tell everyone that she get a new car. kipper say "does you get a car with steering wheel you could tilt down" and lubert ask why. kipper say" because you catch you nipples on that wheel and cause accidents." so say no, she get all mad and her nipples get real big and hard. kipper say "uh oh someone call triple A and tell them to get them tow trucks out there"...lol

ok, now time for you pics

giants -1 over greensbay

i knews paytons brother get hurt and jacons is hurt but i still think they is gonna win it for they fans.

tennisee +7.5 over colt

tennisee lines is real good and they is gonna really try to win it for they fans.

chicage -12 over kansasity

kansasity is real bad and chicago is real mad after they lose last week, plus bears is really gonna wanna win for they fans

that's it folk. i hope you week is goin good and may you have teh best times in you life. stud`



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week 1

hi folk...we gonna give out our free picks this year. I really get in teh gamble last year and i do pretty good, so this year i gonna pick 3 game a week. kipper make alotta money with my pickens and as they says in gardening, without further a do here are them picks for week one

new orlean +6 over indianapol colt

i think the colts are gonna be distract a little bit because they is gonna raise the banner for winnin superbowl last year. my friend is names reggey and reggey also play for saints and i think they is gonna do real good this year and i think they gonna be focus to play good Thursday night

houston -3 over kansasity

i think teh texas is gonna be better this year and i think the chief is real suck this year. larry johnsons is gonna struggle because chief offense lines is real bad.

arizona +3 at 49's

i think arizona is gonna tough this year because matt linatz is goin to improve. edgers james is gonna be real good too. arizona always seem to win against 49's and i think arizona is gonna win even without spread.

ok folk, that is it, we see you next week for anew set of picks and we hope you have a real good start to you season for gamble and fantancy and may you have teh best times in you life.

$tudls...lol

record for season: 0-0

[Mike Crimes]

49ers will beat the cards. like mojo beat emom pussy... I really feel the houston pick though, and the Indy vs NO could come down to a FG or TD seperating them, depending how it plays out...

BTW, it shoulda been the indy cult.

[HomerJay]

hi folk...we gonna give out our free picks this year. I really get in teh gamble last year and i do pretty good, so this year i gonna pick 3 game a week. kipper make alotta money with my pickens and as they says in gardening, without further a do here are them picks for week one

kansasity

[Capella T. Scupper, III]

Hi Studs,


Thanks for the picks. Any thoughts on teh Bucs-Seattle game?

[Jaysus]

$tudls...lol

record for season: 0-0

GB $tudls

[Studs and Duds]

Hi Studs,


Thanks for the picks. Any thoughts on teh Bucs-Seattle game?

I only gonna pick 3 because t5hat is what they tell me..lol

[proninja]

Hi Studs,


Thanks for the picks. Any thoughts on teh Bucs-Seattle game?

Paging smoo...

[Studs and Duds]

Studs and Duds,

One thing I've always wondered...and forgive me if you've posted it before...but what is your favorite NFL team? How about college football? Who do you follow?

i like saint because i have a friend names reggey and reggey butch play on saint so when i see him i think of my friend names reggey and smile.

[the rover]

Studs and Duds,

One thing I've always wondered...and forgive me if you've posted it before...but what is your favorite NFL team? How about college football? Who do you follow?

i like saint because i have a friend names reggey and reggey butch play on saint so when i see him i think of my friend names reggey and smile.

but reggie wayne plays for the colts. are you sure you're picking the right team here?


Can we get studs to pick against azcards?

[Studs and Duds]

Studs and Duds,

One thing I've always wondered...and forgive me if you've posted it before...but what is your favorite NFL team? How about college football? Who do you follow?

i like saint because i have a friend names reggey and reggey butch play on saint so when i see him i think of my friend names reggey and smile.

but reggie wayne plays for the colts. are you sure you're picking the right team here?


Can we get studs to pick against azcards?

my friend names reggey is black so that is part of teh reasons reggey butch remind me of him

[Aaron Fan]

Studs, you cost me money tonight. Hope we can turn things around on Sunday.

[Studs and Duds]

we go 1-1-1 and i get kick in teh balls on thursday night by kipper. I tell him to take new orlean and they lose and kipper kick me right in balls in the middle of this bar. i fell down and everyone come up and ask me is i wanna press chargins but I tell everyone he is my friend and then i throw up. I been cryin all weekend. Kipper come over last night to apologize and to watch the game and we gonna win and then arizona end up tying in last minute and kipper slaps me in teh face. i may be on injury reports for week 2...lol

[Jaysus]

[Sideshow Bob]

we go 1-1-1 and i get kick in teh balls on thursday night by kipper. I tell him to take new orlean and they lose and kipper kick me right in balls in the middle of this bar. i fell down and everyone come up and ask me is i wanna press chargins but I tell everyone he is my friend and then i throw up. I been cryin all weekend. Kipper come over last night to apologize and to watch the game and we gonna win and then arizona end up tying in last minute and kipper slaps me in teh face. i may be on injury reports for week 2...lol

lmao

[proninja]

Can we get studs to pick against azcards?

genius

[Studs and Duds]

we is update in 1dt post

[Capella T. Scupper, III]

randons shots is back! :pickle:

lubert just find out her great gramma is chinesed but she feel embarrassed about it (why?), so everytime we go out to eat kipper recommend we go to chinesed restaurant and look at lubert when he say it. Lubert say "we dont have to go to a chinesed restaurant just because i find out my gramma is chinesed." and kipper just bow to her...lol

[Jaysus]

randons shots is back! :pickle:

lubert just find out her great gramma is chinesed but she feel embarrassed about it (why?), so everytime we go out to eat kipper recommend we go to chinesed restaurant and look at lubert when he say it. Lubert say "we dont have to go to a chinesed restaurant just because i find out my gramma is chinesed." and kipper just bow to her...lol

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[Sideshow Bob]

because you catch you nipples on that wheel and cause accidents." so say no, she get all mad and her nipples get real big and hard. kipper say "uh oh someone call triple A and tell them to get them tow trucks out there"...lol

[perry147]

[Mr. Pickles]

thank you larry_boy for inspiring this.

[dotcomonherback]

i can honestly say that i have never wanted to actually put a face to a message board username...until studs. at just about every post. Schtick on an Einsteinian level

[EYLive]

[Shrek]

I can't put into words how much randons shot fucking rules

[Al Czervik]

I can't put into words how much randons shot fucking rules

:goodposting:

[St. Louis Bob]

holy shit

[Otis]

randons shots is back! :pickle:

lubert just find out her great gramma is chinesed but she feel embarrassed about it (why?), so everytime we go out to eat kipper recommend we go to chinesed restaurant and look at lubert when he say it. Lubert say "we dont have to go to a chinesed restaurant just because i find out my gramma is chinesed." and kipper just bow to her...lol

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Holy fucking shit

[Otis]

This could seriously be the best thing on the internet.

[kupcho1]

week 3???

[Ebby Calvin]

Studs, why does Joe Byrans and faclis mods remove any references to Randons Shot in the FFA?

Thanks. I hang up and take you anser off the airs.

[Studs and Duds]

Studs, why does Joe Byrans and faclis mods remove any references to Randons Shot in the FFA?

Thanks. I hang up and take you anser off the airs.

this is like askin the elephants why them gorillas make so much chocolates. how would they knews? ll

[Mole Culo]

today on the radio they interviewed Reggie Bush. I smiled and remembered Studs's friend names Reggey.

[Studs and Duds]

today on the radio they interviewed Reggie Bush. I smiled and remembered Studs's friend names Reggey.

that is why i love reggey butch so mutch...because when they put him tv it remind me of my friend names reggey

[dickey moe]

we go 1-1-1 and i get kick in teh balls on thursday night by kipper. I tell him to take new orlean and they lose and kipper kick me right in balls in the middle of this bar. i fell down and everyone come up and ask me is i wanna press chargins but I tell everyone he is my friend and then i throw up. I been cryin all weekend. Kipper come over last night to apologize and to watch the game and we gonna win and then arizona end up tying in last minute and kipper slaps me in teh face. i may be on injury reports for week 2...lol

shit

[kupcho1]

#1 - where the hell are the week 3 picks.

#2 - GB Reggey Butch

[Sabo]

[Studs and Duds]

Stufs, you should change your sig. Everytime I read that I think about the ticket blowing out the window and it makes me a little sad.

you is right and i am gonna change it

[Capella T. Scupper, III]

ok, now time for you picks, hopefully we gonna start winnin because kipper may kill me if we dont

this is where I lost it.

[Otis]

but i want to stay in teh car because they was talking about pinballs on teh radio

Holy shit...

[strykerpks]

Holy fuck this is great!

[Shrek]

qwerts has been been broke for a long time because he spend all he money on his new dog names jimmy cunts. so me, kipper and lubert go to his house and he tell us that he spend everything he has on a new machine that make fart noises. lubert say "you is always askin us for money and now you just go out and buy fart machine? i cant believe you is so stupid." so everyone get quiet because qwerts look very sad. then all of a sudden teh fart machine make a fart and everyone laugh...lol (it look like jimmy cunts laugh a little too).

Don't doubt for a minute that jimmy cunts laughed, studs. My dog smiles all the time. And I've heard a dog say "I love you". (Well it was actually more like "I Ruv Roo", but you get the picture). Plus farts are always funny anyway, so I'm sure jimmy just couldn't help himself.

[Jaysus]

uncle klompit tell me that lee may have japanesed friend for me to maybe give some juice to. i tell lubert and lubert get a little jealous...stay tunes

lol @ stay tunes!!!!

[BroadwayG]

I really need to hang out in here more often.

[Ebby Calvin]

I Randons Shot.

Thank you Stunds!!!!1

[Capella T. Scupper, III]

waiting on week 4

[commisholio]

i switch this week to fruit pepple. i use to get cocka pepple but it make milk brown. but fruit pepple make milk red. dang, back to teh drawing bort

i never had them so kipper bring over pistasshio for teh games. so i try them and i have to chew forever and they too crunchy. so spit them out and kipper tell me you has to take the shell off before you eat them. why wouldn't they just makes them with out a shell? it is stupid

These parts had me llo. Too funny.

[Capella T. Scupper, III]

2-1 this week stud

[RedmondLonghorn]

qwerts neighbor asks him why he names his dog jimmy cunts and he tell her it because it look like she have more than one cunts. so she lift jimmy tail and look and tell qwerts "no, one is the vangina and other anus" and qwerts cover jimmy ear and say "shhh, she think she special"...lol

[Studs and Duds]

qwerts neighbor asks him why he names his dog jimmy cunts and he tell her it because it look like she have more than one cunts. so she lift jimmy tail and look and tell qwerts "no, one is the vangina and other anus" and qwerts cover jimmy ear and say "shhh, she think she special"...lol

i just find out that jimmy cunts is gonna be in a movie...stay tunes everyone, this could get real good

[wild young billy]

bump