Star Wars Avatars, Everyone is doing it Options

[chuckster]

Shit nipples

[urbanhack]

"Hennepin County Resident Performs Community Service"

[Otis]

Please stop.

On a serious note, if the mods could clean up some of the questionable pics from this thread, that would be great. I can't wait till I get home for an update...

[moonhead]

[Aaron Fan]

I love how people are still making a joke over this, Chewie included, but I'm fairly certain Chewie is fucked and won't be around these parts very long.

There are others implicated as well. Don't assume anyone who has posted in this thread is not a suspect at this point.

you honor i like to apolize and i dont really even look at them pitchers. i am modrator here and it is my jobs to make sure thing run smoothly. i assure that if i knews chewbanka was givin juice to illegal girl that i would drops them dimes. I just think it is legal for movie ape to make juice because they aint humans.

i like to refer to a case about 5 year ago when man post pitcher of george jetterson getting dogs juice from atsro. the find him not guilty (teh guy) because just cartoon. in this case yes, it is not cartoon, but it is chewbanka. and to be honest, chewbanka i don't think can even make juice. if he can make juice, my question to you is...how does you know that? lol ok

how awesome would it be for this case to go to trial and for Studs to get called as a witness.

Chewbacca vs Facial with Studs&Duds as the key witness. GB the internet.

[scooby]

Chewie, you're right on the last picture - I just missed it. Suppose I could have gotten this thing started awhile ago.

I find it funny though you think I'm kidding. Did you forget where I work?

This is what I find funny. After your well documented problems getting a job, you're willing to go into your office and open yourself up to a selective prosecution charge. In doing so, you freely admit that you allowed him to rely on your own statements about this.

Hey, tormenting you with pics of your ex is uncool. You'll get no argument on that from me. But you really need to learn to think before you act sometimes.

Forget about Minnesota law for a second. Do you even want a job? I don't know what the model answer on the MPRE would be for this, but I have to imagine that baiting traps on the internet and then using your position in the prosecutor's office to settle a personal score would raise some pretty serious ethical concerns. And here you are admitting to all that. EDIT: I should mention here that I'm glad I'm not a member of the bar yet. If I were, I might have a positive ethical obligation to report your actions to the state bar association in Minnesota.

You might be right on the state law (you're laughably wrong to be invoking Erie for anything to do with this, but whatever). That doesn't mean that you'll be able to convince any prosecutor to go to the trouble of issuing a subpoena to the ISP and to go after someone out of state. And you have to be seriously, seriously myopic to not understand the potential danger you're putting your own career in.

[Studs and Duds]

I love how people are still making a joke over this, Chewie included, but I'm fairly certain Chewie is fucked and won't be around these parts very long.

There are others implicated as well. Don't assume anyone who has posted in this thread is not a suspect at this point.

you honor i like to apolize and i dont really even look at them pitchers. i am modrator here and it is my jobs to make sure thing run smoothly. i assure that if i knews chewbanka was givin juice to illegal girl that i would drops them dimes. I just think it is legal for movie ape to make juice because they aint humans.

i like to refer to a case about 5 year ago when man post pitcher of george jetterson getting dogs juice from atsro. the find him not guilty (teh guy) because just cartoon. in this case yes, it is not cartoon, but it is chewbanka. and to be honest, chewbanka i don't think can even make juice. if he can make juice, my question to you is...how does you know that? lol ok

how awesome would it be for this case to go to trial and for Studs to get called as a witness.

Chewbacca vs Facial with Studs&Duds as the key witness. GB the internet.

i pretty sure i am right. if it was weezy that jetterson give/gets juice from then ok, hit that hammer on you desk and lets have trials. But because it is dog (astros) or in this case chewbanka (wookie) it is not case. they can't make a juice!

[Mr. Pickles]

Mr. Facial, your witness.

[ACP]

Chewie, you're right on the last picture - I just missed it. Suppose I could have gotten this thing started awhile ago.

I find it funny though you think I'm kidding. Did you forget where I work?

This is what I find funny. After your well documented problems getting a job, you're willing to go into your office and open yourself up to a selective prosecution charge. In doing so, you freely admit that you allowed him to rely on your own statements about this.

Hey, tormenting you with pics of your ex is uncool. You'll get no argument on that from me. But you really need to learn to think before you act sometimes.

Forget about Minnesota law for a second. Do you even want a job? I don't know what the model answer on the MPRE would be for this, but I have to imagine that baiting traps on the internet and then using your position in the prosecutor's office to settle a personal score would raise some pretty serious ethical concerns. And here you are admitting to all that. EDIT: I should mention here that I'm glad I'm not a member of the bar yet. If I were, I might have a positive ethical obligation to report your actions to the state bar association in Minnesota.

You might be right on the state law (you're laughably wrong to be invoking Erie for anything to do with this, but whatever). That doesn't mean that you'll be able to convince any prosecutor to go to the trouble of issuing a subpoena to the ISP and to go after someone out of state. And you have to be seriously, seriously myopic to not understand the potential danger you're putting your own career in.

[Hennepin County Web Prosecutor]

That doesn't mean that you'll be able to convince any prosecutor to go to the trouble of issuing a subpoena to the ISP and to go after someone out of state.

This is where you are wrong. The wheels of justice are already in motion.

[verbal kint]

great - now I can't get these guys song out of my head.

It's the music me and my wife used to introduce our wedding party.


:nerd:

What song do you want to hear?
Play the same song over again!
You got it!

[/Blue Harvest]

[the rover]

I have decided to take this case pro bono. As you can see, my client has a regular job, and it is going to be a hardship for him to take time off from his job to testify.

[proninja]

[Studs and Duds]

I like to call to stand up...chewbanka. does you swear to tell you truth so help you to god of wookie?

waaaaaa (yes)

chewbanksa....CAN YOU MAKE TEH JUICE?

waaaaaaaa(no)

you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice.

waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han)

[proninja]

waaaaaa (yes)

waaaaaaaa(no)

waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han)

holy mother of all that is holy

[urbanhack]

I like to call to stand up...chewbanka. does you swear to tell you truth so help you to god of wookie?

waaaaaa (yes)

chewbanksa....CAN YOU MAKE TEH JUICE?

waaaaaaaa(no)

you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice.

waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han)

"chewbanka" is killing me

[FuckTheLaw]

Isnt that picture from when Woz was a 1L? No way she is close to 17 there.

Told all you motherfuckers Woz was a piece of shit a long time ago.

[Aaron Fan]

I like to call to stand up...chewbanka. does you swear to tell you truth so help you to god of wookie?

waaaaaa (yes)

chewbanksa....CAN YOU MAKE TEH JUICE?

waaaaaaaa(no)

you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice.

waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han)

omg. I gotta stop reading this while at work. laughing untrollably after reading this.

[redman]

I like to call to stand up...chewbanka. does you swear to tell you truth so help you to god of wookie?

waaaaaa (yes)

chewbanksa....CAN YOU MAKE TEH JUICE?

waaaaaaaa(no)

you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice.

waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han)

My side hurts from this thread.

[St. Louis Bob]

Laugh now...



because you clowns have been
on double secret probation all semester.

[FuckTheLaw]

what do we think the odds are of Woz passing the bar exam? Isnt he taking a PD position in some podunk Arizona town? Isnt Arizona a difficult bar exam? If he has so many connections with the MN prosecutors and did such a bangup job in his current PD spot, why does he have to take such a shitty job out of state?

[Captain Cornhole]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

[redman]

what do we think the odds are of Woz passing the bar exam? Isnt he taking a PD position in some podunk Arizona town? Isnt Arizona a difficult bar exam? If he has so many connections with the MN prosecutors and did such a bangup job in his current PD spot, why does he have to take such a shitty job out of state?

I think the odds are far better for him freaking out on Day 2 of the bar exam, jumping naked up on a table in the large test hall, and yelling "Two ounces! Two ounces!" as he jerks off before getting tackled by security.

[Tufnel]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

at the avatar, for some reason.

[Captain Cornhole]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

at the avatar, for some reason.

If Uncle Owen had settled for that piece of shit, he might have lived longer

[Seaman Nutz]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

the Force makes them.

[Studs and Duds]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

I think it come from them hairs. when chebanka run fast or he get chop at with a life savor, teh hairs fall off. then the wind blow them together and they get real tight. Then if you give it water and some food and just a little bit of love, then it turn into a baby chewbanka. (aww)

many year later that little ball of hairs is now full grown chewbanka. he run fast and he get in fights and then his hair fall off and how about that...more chewbankas. that is lifecycles. that is how they does it.

sluds

[ACP]

this is a fantastic day for the internet.

[boom king]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

I think it come from them hairs. when chebanka run fast or he get chop at with a life savor, teh hairs fall off. then the wind blow them together and they get real tight. Then if you give it water and some food and just a little bit of love, then it turn into a baby chewbanka. (aww)

many year later that little ball of hairs is now full grown chewbanka. he run fast and he get in fights and then his hair fall off and how about that...more chewbankas. that is lifecycles. that is how they does it.

sluds

that doesnt even make sense

[redman]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

I think it come from them hairs. when chebanka run fast or he get chop at with a life savor, teh hairs fall off. then the wind blow them together and they get real tight. Then if you give it water and some food and just a little bit of love, then it turn into a baby chewbanka. (aww)

many year later that little ball of hairs is now full grown chewbanka. he run fast and he get in fights and then his hair fall off and how about that...more chewbankas. that is lifecycles. that is how they does it.

sluds

[Harry Manback]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

I think it come from them hairs. when chebanka run fast or he get chop at with a life savor, teh hairs fall off. then the wind blow them together and they get real tight. Then if you give it water and some food and just a little bit of love, then it turn into a baby chewbanka. (aww)

many year later that little ball of hairs is now full grown chewbanka. he run fast and he get in fights and then his hair fall off and how about that...more chewbankas. that is lifecycles. that is how they does it.

sluds

that doesnt even make sense

[Mr. Pickles]

baby chewbanka. (aww)

[Captain Cornhole]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

I think it come from them hairs. when chebanka run fast or he get chop at with a life savor, teh hairs fall off. then the wind blow them together and they get real tight. Then if you give it water and some food and just a little bit of love, then it turn into a baby chewbanka. (aww)

many year later that little ball of hairs is now full grown chewbanka. he run fast and he get in fights and then his hair fall off and how about that...more chewbankas. that is lifecycles. that is how they does it.

sluds

Thank you. I had no idea.

I think maybe if a baby doesn't get enough love, or if there is too much feces in the fur, it becomes an Ewok.

[chuckster]

Isnt that picture from when Woz was a 1L? No way she is close to 17 there.

Told all you motherfuckers Woz was a piece of shit a long time ago.

So at some point during their relationship, whichever one of them was older was doing it with someone underage... did Woz just open up a statutory rape charge?

[Studs and Duds]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

I think it come from them hairs. when chebanka run fast or he get chop at with a life savor, teh hairs fall off. then the wind blow them together and they get real tight. Then if you give it water and some food and just a little bit of love, then it turn into a baby chewbanka. (aww)

many year later that little ball of hairs is now full grown chewbanka. he run fast and he get in fights and then his hair fall off and how about that...more chewbankas. that is lifecycles. that is how they does it.

sluds

Thank you. I had no idea.

I think maybe if a baby doesn't get enough love, or if there is too much feces in the fur, it becomes an Ewok.

if it dont get love, then it just wet hairs with food in it...but if it just get some choclates on it, it is still chewbanka it just may be little stinky...lol

serious though, i think i read that ewolks actually make juice. it is different then teh chewbankas

[FuckTheLaw]

Isnt that picture from when Woz was a 1L? No way she is close to 17 there.

Told all you motherfuckers Woz was a piece of shit a long time ago.

So at some point during their relationship, whichever one of them was older was doing it with someone underage... did Woz just open up a statutory rape charge?

I'm only speculating. Where is the thread that the picture was originally posted in?

[Spladow!]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

I think it come from them hairs. when chebanka run fast or he get chop at with a life savor, teh hairs fall off. then the wind blow them together and they get real tight. Then if you give it water and some food and just a little bit of love, then it turn into a baby chewbanka. (aww)

many year later that little ball of hairs is now full grown chewbanka. he run fast and he get in fights and then his hair fall off and how about that...more chewbankas. that is lifecycles. that is how they does it.

sluds

Studs should add this information to Chewbacca's wikipedia page.

[Tufnel]

So uh.. not to play devil's advocate here, but how are baby chewbankas made?

at the avatar, for some reason.

If Uncle Owen had settled for that piece of shit, he might have lived longer

Damn straight.

[zmanzzzz]

Isnt that picture from when Woz was a 1L? No way she is close to 17 there.

Told all you motherfuckers Woz was a piece of shit a long time ago.

So at some point during their relationship, whichever one of them was older was doing it with someone underage... did Woz just open up a statutory rape charge?

maybe they both will go to jail.

[chuckster]

Isnt that picture from when Woz was a 1L? No way she is close to 17 there.

Told all you motherfuckers Woz was a piece of shit a long time ago.

So at some point during their relationship, whichever one of them was older was doing it with someone underage... did Woz just open up a statutory rape charge?

maybe they both will go to jail.

That'll solve the cell phone problem, then.

[aktiD pmiL]

I like to call to stand up...chewbanka. does you swear to tell you truth so help you to god of wookie?

waaaaaa (yes)

chewbanksa....CAN YOU MAKE TEH JUICE?

waaaaaaaa(no)

you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice.

waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han)

omg. I gotta stop reading this while at work. laughing untrollably after reading this.

:goodposting:

I'm on a conference call and had to mute my phone.

[Girl A]

Studs> You are my hero.

[the fake Ron Oester]

woz, you've been on the clock for awhile now.

ante up matlock.

[zmanzzzz]

i dont know why, but this seamed appropriate.

[proninja]

Isnt that picture from when Woz was a 1L? No way she is close to 17 there.

Told all you motherfuckers Woz was a piece of shit a long time ago.

So at some point during their relationship, whichever one of them was older was doing it with someone underage... did Woz just open up a statutory rape charge?

maybe they both will go to jail.

That'll solve the cell phone problem, then.

[the rover]

i dont know why, but this seamed appropriate.

nope, it's just another crappy picture you've posted that brings the overall quality of the thread down.

[Tufnel]

i dont know why, but this seamed appropriate.

You're not very good at the Internet.

[Capella T. Scupper, III]

Studs' finest work ever in this thread. And that's saying something.

[krista4]

Chewie has been typing for quite a while.

April 16, 2008: best day in the history of the internet.

[aktiD pmiL]

Chewie has been typing for quite a while.

April 16, 2008: best day in the history of the internet.

Either that or the feds busted in midposting