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| TheSummerMe |
Jan 27 2010, 10:52 PM
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| sweepdogs |
Jan 27 2010, 10:54 PM
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![]() I eat my own semen ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 4,073 Joined: 19-April 06 Member No.: 409 |
Stranger: Hi. You: sup Stranger: Jerking off. You? You: girls can't jerk off, silly. Stranger: I was saying you as in what's up with you. You: oh. hanging out with my friends. You: r u hot? Stranger: Fuck yeah. You: pic? Stranger: I don't have any. You: bummer. You: i'm doing my homework in my thong right now. hey, how old are you? Stranger: That's hot. Stranger: I'm, 18 You: can you help me with my homework? Stranger: What do I get in return ? You: i'll send you some pics Stranger: Naked ones? You: if you can help, yeah. Stranger: Deal. You: ok. You: what is 3+2. Stranger: 5 You: phew, thanks. all done. Stranger: Send them. You: no prob. btw, you're into 8 year olds, right? :lawl: I fucking lost it. |
| Aaron Fan |
Jan 27 2010, 11:07 PM
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![]() Boss Hogg Motherfucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: (:e:) Posts: 3,321 Joined: 5-November 05 From: :waves: Member No.: 10 |
Studs needs to get on this
-------------------- If you don't love the Sabres, fuck off
you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice. waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han) The header says "THAT MAY OR MAY NOT RULE". It does not say to post only pics that Tanner likes. I believe Tanner owes shaggit an apology. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw...feature=related |
| WittyName |
Jan 27 2010, 11:51 PM
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![]() Raging asstard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: (Animals) Posts: 1,277 Joined: 9-December 05 Member No.: 227 |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: hi You: you drunk? You: i'm drunk You: drunk wooooooooooooooooooooo Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
| WittyName |
Jan 27 2010, 11:52 PM
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![]() Raging asstard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: (Animals) Posts: 1,277 Joined: 9-December 05 Member No.: 227 |
damnit, i just disconnected from someone who said "hellow". was that you tanner?
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| goldenchild |
Jan 28 2010, 12:17 AM
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Stranger: Hey there.
You: hi Stranger: How's it going? You: good and you? Stranger: I'm okay I guess... You: whereabouts are you located? Stranger: California haha, you? You: same here You: Norcal Stranger: Cool haha, me too You: haha... all the eastcoaster are asleep Stranger: Hahaha I know. xD You: cool. this is my first time trying this thing You: kinda weird You: how old are you? Stranger: Really? hahaha yeah, have you met some of the perverts here? Stranger: I'm 14, you? Stranger: Almost 15 You: nope Stranger: Lol lucky You: lol.. i am actually 30 Stranger: Hahaha really? You: yep Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| Truckasaurus |
Jan 28 2010, 02:07 AM
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![]() :E:xecutive VP, Instigator Division ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 8,694 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 4 |
-------------------- I wo=ind up giving her most of my bank account to either get pre-natal shit or abort the thing - she doesn't get the fuck i'm gonna be no hero because i dodn't even jkniow if it's mine. she threatens sokme shit about my job, i take the necessary precautions because i don't trust her crazy ass. i still bang her now and then because life is boring. however on wedenesady i'm working late because i aheva jury trial the next day (went fine) and she calls and says she is hemoraging (sp?). i took her in and she is miscarrying. prtobably a nice ending. QUOTE "My decision to do porno has forced me to take my religion within: because of my job I am stronger in my relationship with God, because now I take God with me everywhere I go; if I don’t, I’ll fail to get an erection. I didn’t know that God blessed me with an abnormally large penis, until i had a revelation in which Jesus told me to make porno. So I feel blessed." -Lexington Steele |
| JetsWillWin |
Jan 28 2010, 06:50 AM
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![]() Slightly Talkative Prick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 798 Joined: 25-November 06 Member No.: 670 |
best fucking thread ever.
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| moonhead |
Jan 28 2010, 07:38 AM
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![]() hopes you die in a fire ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 3,864 Joined: 13-November 07 Member No.: 1,772 |
You: hi
You: i like fucking kids Stranger: hi Stranger: um.... You: are you a kid? Stranger: i'm 19, so no You: come on You: be six or less Stranger: no You: are you at least a boy? Stranger: and thats disgusting Stranger: nope, a girl You: jesus! how come i always find the hot horny girls on here? Stranger: who said i was horny? You: it's implied You: you have a cunt Stranger: yeah,and you have a dick. Stranger: doesn't mean we're always horny You: oh You: i thought all girls were sluts Stranger: oh hell no. You: do you like food play? Stranger: no You: no cucumbers up your twat? Stranger: no You: what about ass? Stranger: no You: can i fuck you in your ass, though? Stranger: no, you can not You: have you heard of the game? Stranger: what game You: the one you just lost? Stranger: i have no fucking idea what your talking about You: your or you're? Stranger: you're* You: i like to teach idiots about the english language Stranger: i'm not an idiot, I just didn't notice my mistake You: no You: YOU'RE an idiot Stranger: You're a douchebag You: maybe You: but i'm still up a cunt Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. -------------------- |
| WittyName |
Jan 28 2010, 07:46 AM
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| Ned |
Jan 28 2010, 08:50 AM
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| TheSummerMe |
Jan 28 2010, 09:20 AM
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![]() Quiet Motherfucker ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 49 Joined: 14-December 07 Member No.: 1,802 |
Interesting timing - just saw this article from Fast Company this AM about Chat Roulette - their description of 4chan made me lol...
http://www.fastcompany.com/blog/cliff-kuan...page_newsletter |
| Seaman Nutz |
Jan 28 2010, 09:22 AM
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![]() GFYM ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: (Moderator) Posts: 2,853 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 6 |
this whole thread is money.
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| St. Louis Bob |
Jan 28 2010, 10:31 AM
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| Disco Stu |
Jan 28 2010, 11:24 AM
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![]() Slightly Talkative Prick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 982 Joined: 9-December 07 Member No.: 1,794 |
QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI! Stranger: hey You: do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Stranger: no sorry i dont Stranger: why? You: about 900 pounds Your conversational partner has disconnected. The Lord's work being done here. lol lou |
| ttiger72 |
Jan 28 2010, 12:50 PM
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| General Malaise |
Jan 28 2010, 01:50 PM
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![]() The Pirate Guy From Dodgeball ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,896 Joined: 7-November 05 Member No.: 100 |
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| General Malaise |
Jan 28 2010, 01:55 PM
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| redman |
Jan 28 2010, 02:01 PM
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![]() Thank You Sores!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 4,331 Joined: 17-November 06 Member No.: 651 |
QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 22/m/china Stranger: woo. i'm china You: don't you hate your small wang? Stranger: who is small wang? You have disconnected. I probably could have strung this one out further, but I completely lost it. I'm losing it right now reading it. I'm glad I finally cracked open this thread and had myself a look. -------------------- Genetics - for whatever, relative to the porn I've seen, I can shoot a pretty big load (I'd say like 2 fluid ounces). Apparently you can't. I not only bragged about the hot chicks I nailed, but I'd brag double about the hideous fat ones too. It's nearly impossible to duplicate or replicate the laughter one gets from revealing to his group of buddies he just fucked a wookie with a weight problem. Actually looking back now that I'm healed it was pretty fucking awesome. I was ordered by my doctor/dermatologist to not have sex for at least seven days. |
| Aaron Fan |
Jan 28 2010, 02:08 PM
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![]() Boss Hogg Motherfucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: (:e:) Posts: 3,321 Joined: 5-November 05 From: :waves: Member No.: 10 |
So this chatroulette is a very strange place. About every 6th or 7th 'random stranger' that pops up is some dude jerking off. I also saw a bunch of guys with handmade signs that said "Will donate $10 to Haiti if you show ur boobs!" Then there were the people that somehow play a video loop instead of showing their cam. I got to see several Girls Gone Wild type clips, more than one Tubgirl-esque vids, and one clip that appeared to be fake snuff/abortion film. The one that was most disturbing to me was a couple of college-aged guys. One guy was holding a cat while pointing an airsoft gun at the cat's head. The disturbing part was that I reached over and picked up one of my cats and held it up to the cam. The guy on the other end went like this :excited: and pointed the gun at my cat/cam. I then held up my cat's front paws like "hands up!". Then we all laughed. I think I need to reevaluate some things about my life. wtmf -------------------- If you don't love the Sabres, fuck off
you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice. waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han) The header says "THAT MAY OR MAY NOT RULE". It does not say to post only pics that Tanner likes. I believe Tanner owes shaggit an apology. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw...feature=related |
| Aaron Fan |
Jan 28 2010, 02:35 PM
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![]() Boss Hogg Motherfucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: (:e:) Posts: 3,321 Joined: 5-November 05 From: :waves: Member No.: 10 |
So this chatroulette is a very strange place. About every 6th or 7th 'random stranger' that pops up is some dude jerking off. I also saw a bunch of guys with handmade signs that said "Will donate $10 to Haiti if you show ur boobs!" Then there were the people that somehow play a video loop instead of showing their cam. I got to see several Girls Gone Wild type clips, more than one Tubgirl-esque vids, and one clip that appeared to be fake snuff/abortion film. The one that was most disturbing to me was a couple of college-aged guys. One guy was holding a cat while pointing an airsoft gun at the cat's head. The disturbing part was that I reached over and picked up one of my cats and held it up to the cam. The guy on the other end went like this :excited: and pointed the gun at my cat/cam. I then held up my cat's front paws like "hands up!". Then we all laughed. I think I need to reevaluate some things about my life. wtmf Exactly you chat while using a webcam? -------------------- If you don't love the Sabres, fuck off
you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice. waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han) The header says "THAT MAY OR MAY NOT RULE". It does not say to post only pics that Tanner likes. I believe Tanner owes shaggit an apology. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw...feature=related |
| Carrie 2 |
Jan 28 2010, 02:42 PM
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I just got hung up on by a 17 year old in Denmark when I asked if he knew Tonky.
I think I'm just going to start reply strictly with Studs' one-liners. -------------------- [Fri Apr 30 13:59:11 2010] ahrncitypahnder: if you turn out to be nuts, I wil never give another iFemale another chance ever
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| buckychudd |
Jan 28 2010, 02:45 PM
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![]() Slightly Talkative Prick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 343 Joined: 6-November 05 Member No.: 73 |
So this chatroulette is a very strange place. About every 6th or 7th 'random stranger' that pops up is some dude jerking off. I also saw a bunch of guys with handmade signs that said "Will donate $10 to Haiti if you show ur boobs!" Then there were the people that somehow play a video loop instead of showing their cam. I got to see several Girls Gone Wild type clips, more than one Tubgirl-esque vids, and one clip that appeared to be fake snuff/abortion film. The one that was most disturbing to me was a couple of college-aged guys. One guy was holding a cat while pointing an airsoft gun at the cat's head. The disturbing part was that I reached over and picked up one of my cats and held it up to the cam. The guy on the other end went like this :excited: and pointed the gun at my cat/cam. I then held up my cat's front paws like "hands up!". Then we all laughed. I think I need to reevaluate some things about my life. wtmf Exactly you chat while using a webcam? Never did it before until somebody posted the link to chatroulette yesterday. I knew it would be a perfect venue for shtick. Did you not see the ninja pic? I thought that was a burka. |
| Aaron Fan |
Jan 28 2010, 02:50 PM
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![]() Boss Hogg Motherfucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: (:e:) Posts: 3,321 Joined: 5-November 05 From: :waves: Member No.: 10 |
So this chatroulette is a very strange place. About every 6th or 7th 'random stranger' that pops up is some dude jerking off. I also saw a bunch of guys with handmade signs that said "Will donate $10 to Haiti if you show ur boobs!" Then there were the people that somehow play a video loop instead of showing their cam. I got to see several Girls Gone Wild type clips, more than one Tubgirl-esque vids, and one clip that appeared to be fake snuff/abortion film. The one that was most disturbing to me was a couple of college-aged guys. One guy was holding a cat while pointing an airsoft gun at the cat's head. The disturbing part was that I reached over and picked up one of my cats and held it up to the cam. The guy on the other end went like this :excited: and pointed the gun at my cat/cam. I then held up my cat's front paws like "hands up!". Then we all laughed. I think I need to reevaluate some things about my life. wtmf Exactly you chat while using a webcam? Never did it before until somebody posted the link to chatroulette yesterday. I knew it would be a perfect venue for shtick. Did you not see the ninja pic? I learned long ago never to look at any pics at this board. EDIT: is that guy fucking a raccoon? -------------------- If you don't love the Sabres, fuck off
you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice. waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han) The header says "THAT MAY OR MAY NOT RULE". It does not say to post only pics that Tanner likes. I believe Tanner owes shaggit an apology. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw...feature=related |
| boom king |
Jan 28 2010, 03:06 PM
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![]() Chatty Cathy Motherfucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,420 Joined: 4-April 08 From: chicago Member No.: 2,096 |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f You: both You: kinda Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| moonhead |
Jan 28 2010, 03:48 PM
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![]() hopes you die in a fire ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 3,864 Joined: 13-November 07 Member No.: 1,772 |
So this chatroulette is a very strange place. About every 6th or 7th 'random stranger' that pops up is some dude jerking off. I also saw a bunch of guys with handmade signs that said "Will donate $10 to Haiti if you show ur boobs!" Then there were the people that somehow play a video loop instead of showing their cam. I got to see several Girls Gone Wild type clips, more than one Tubgirl-esque vids, and one clip that appeared to be fake snuff/abortion film. The one that was most disturbing to me was a couple of college-aged guys. One guy was holding a cat while pointing an airsoft gun at the cat's head. The disturbing part was that I reached over and picked up one of my cats and held it up to the cam. The guy on the other end went like this :excited: and pointed the gun at my cat/cam. I then held up my cat's front paws like "hands up!". Then we all laughed. I think I need to reevaluate some things about my life. wtmf Exactly you chat while using a webcam? Never did it before until somebody posted the link to chatroulette yesterday. I knew it would be a perfect venue for shtick. Did you not see the ninja pic? I learned long ago never to look at any pics at this board. EDIT: is that guy fucking a raccoon? I think it is the other way around. fucking lol'd. where is tufnel? he'd be the best at this. -------------------- |
| oddball |
Jan 28 2010, 05:09 PM
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![]() Slightly Talkative Prick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 834 Joined: 1-June 06 Member No.: 515 |
QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heeey You: howdie Stranger: asl:) You: 14/m/sc You: u? Stranger: 14/f/canada You: waht u wearing? Stranger: bra and underwear You: knock knock Stranger: whos there lol You: masturbating Stranger: masterbating who You: masturbating furiously! Stranger: ahaha Stranger: i only told you that and you started already Stranger: lol You: send me a pic and i'll go further Stranger: wtf no You: awww comeon! i'll send you a pic with me exploding on your pic Stranger: yea bud, no thanks id rather not see you Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
| oddball |
Jan 28 2010, 05:12 PM
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![]() Slightly Talkative Prick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 834 Joined: 1-June 06 Member No.: 515 |
QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: female? You: hi random stranger You: I wish You: u? Stranger: thank god! Stranger: your gay ? Stranger: or not? You: no, but I'd have fun playin with my boobs all day Stranger: get back to the kitchen where you belong? Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
| oddball |
Jan 28 2010, 05:33 PM
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![]() Slightly Talkative Prick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 834 Joined: 1-June 06 Member No.: 515 |
Here's what happens when you tell the truth:
QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl? You: m/39/sc You: you? Stranger: sc? You: south carolina.....usa Stranger: oh cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
| Ned |
Jan 28 2010, 07:36 PM
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| Capella T. Scupper, III |
Jan 28 2010, 07:54 PM
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![]() A Peacocking Sonofabitch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,927 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 49 |
How do you save teh chats before disconnection? are you on chatroulette? i don't know about that place. i've been on twice and both time some dude yanking his chain pops on the screen. Yep. You: hey, can you call someone to help me? Stranger: help you do what You: i'm buried under rubble, we just had an earthquake here. > Your partner disconnected. Reconnecting... -------------------- apologist42: red sox fans are like the great grandchildren of old money.....who then lost all that money.....and then won the lottery.
The Eephus Pitch: red sox fans are like the 25 year old virgin that finally gets pussy and then won't shut up to all his friends about all the pussy he gets. MeanHombre: red sox fans are like racist retarded losers |
| Capella T. Scupper, III |
Jan 28 2010, 08:01 PM
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![]() A Peacocking Sonofabitch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,927 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 49 |
-------------------- apologist42: red sox fans are like the great grandchildren of old money.....who then lost all that money.....and then won the lottery.
The Eephus Pitch: red sox fans are like the 25 year old virgin that finally gets pussy and then won't shut up to all his friends about all the pussy he gets. MeanHombre: red sox fans are like racist retarded losers |
| Capella T. Scupper, III |
Jan 28 2010, 08:10 PM
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![]() A Peacocking Sonofabitch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,927 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 49 |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey friend You: hi You: (blows out) this remind me of my friend names Helen van Biscuits Stranger: imma grape u in the mouth!!!!! You: when i was writin this i think i hear helen make a loud one Stranger: mmmm Stranger: sounds enjoyable You: Helen is now so mad she burst through the door into the kitchen and everybody who was dancing an laughing stop and look at her. Stranger: wild abra appeared You: she walk out of teh kitchen and back in the restarant and the people part for her like a red sea. They clappin and pattin her on her shoulders when she walkin by. The old man who went deaf say that teh second farts knock he hearing back and now it is even better than ever. Stranger: farewell You: Wait Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- apologist42: red sox fans are like the great grandchildren of old money.....who then lost all that money.....and then won the lottery.
The Eephus Pitch: red sox fans are like the 25 year old virgin that finally gets pussy and then won't shut up to all his friends about all the pussy he gets. MeanHombre: red sox fans are like racist retarded losers |
| ttiger72 |
Jan 28 2010, 08:13 PM
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![]() Slightly Talkative Prick ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 350 Joined: 4-August 06 Member No.: 574 |
Chatroulette down? Can't get there.
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| Capella T. Scupper, III |
Jan 28 2010, 08:22 PM
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![]() A Peacocking Sonofabitch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,927 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: If your happy and you know it clap your hands You: hey lubert if you readin this i sorry that i hit you gramma with a horshoe (serious) Stranger: The correct answer is "Clap clap" sir. You: hey peenes..what is the differents between you bathroom and you garden? Stranger: Well what isn't different is your terrible grammar, faggot. You: one is in you backyard, sometime you put water in it and sometime there is corn there. and teh other one is you garden....lol You: hey peenes....knock knonk (who is there).... Stranger: Fuck you, you cock sucking, ass munching, piece of cow shit, dickwad BITCH You: teh toilet (a toileit who).. Stranger: The toilet, don't you mean your mother, asswipe. You: teh toileit outside you house....lol Stranger: You god damned horse fucker. You go back to Africa, RIGHT NOW! You: hey peenes you ever heard that joke about teh man who have to go outside he house to make choclates? You: it go like this: knock konck, who is there? peenes....lol Stranger: Have you ever heard that joke about me kicking your ass? Oh wait, that wasn't a joke, bitch. You: It look like a tie to me -stduds Stranger: Nigger. You: hi folk. we have alotta great and serioused threads here at teh cage. this is not one thems Stranger: I bet you have AIDs you black faggot. Stranger: Tell your mother to clean up before I come over to fuck her tonight, bitch. You: i hope you winnin you games and everything you do is goin great. may you have teh best times in you life Stranger: Stop fucking that 70 year old man, and get your ass back on that boat to Africa you god damned niglet. You: lol...that is real great Stranger: Motha fuck you. You better jump your ass back on the banana boat, take all that bullshit with you. You: I believe in children of a future. teach them swell and let them lead for a way. show them all that beauty can posess of sides. Give them five cent of prize Stranger: Fuck you and the motha fucking children. Here's a hint, those aren't ghosts burning that cross outside your house, bitch. You: i like otiks because even when it look like things is bad and all hope is a lost, he keep tryin and he always have a smile on he face. sometime he makin juice, sometime he not, but one thing is for sure, he never gonna stop tryin and that is esample of a real cando attitute. i am in spires. stfux Stranger: Look here, you go fuck that little boy under your bed and get the hell off the internet. It was not made for you niggers. You: i like shink because even though sometime he not feelin good or maybe he got other stuff to do, he still show up and do he job the best that he can. That is all you can ask of a modrator. trust me i would know because I am modrator. stdid -------------------- apologist42: red sox fans are like the great grandchildren of old money.....who then lost all that money.....and then won the lottery.
The Eephus Pitch: red sox fans are like the 25 year old virgin that finally gets pussy and then won't shut up to all his friends about all the pussy he gets. MeanHombre: red sox fans are like racist retarded losers |
| ACP |
Jan 28 2010, 08:43 PM
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![]() Hopped up on Goofballs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: :e: Posts: 2,548 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 26 |
You: (blows otu) this remind me of my friend names qwerts.
You: about 4 year ago he was married to this lady names henry etta. You: every thing seem normal in the outside. sure they have they problems (what couple dont) and they have good times too. You: one time at teh carnival qwerts threw quarter and it land perfectly on a red hole and bigno, he win a car. You: that night we all drive around until teh sun come up, laughin and talkin about that great throw he make. You: qwerts have his arm around henry etta teh whole time and they was kissin and smilin and you just knews that it was probly teh greatest time in the history of a world for them. Stranger: wow You: i remember that night so clear because henry etta win that cd by kelly clarpson at the whackmole. Stranger: haha Stranger: what??// You: we was playing it in the car and every time she sing since you is gone, huerta would burp real loud. it was one of them magic night where everything was perfect. Stranger: ur nutty You: so a few month later I see qwerts and lets just put it this way, he is devistating. You: I ask him what is wrong "hey qwerts, you look sad, what is problem." You: "hey stups, it is henry etta. a few night ago she act all weird and next thing i knews, she is gone like a candle of a wind." You: So i just pet him on teh head and tell him everything gonna be alright and maybe she just forget somethin somewhere and she go to get it. you never really know what it could be. You: maybe she just see animals and she following them. who knows. You: well, (bloews out) about 4 day later we get an answer. and just thinkin about it make knots on my stomach. Stranger: you have poor grammar You: qwerts was still sad so me and huerta decide that we gonna take him to teh carnival to cheer him up. You: huerta even buy that kelly clarks cd and teh way there we play that song over and over and huerta burps everytime...lol. You: we was really laughin and having great time and for one moments, it like qwerts was smilin and he forget about he problems. mission accomplist. Stranger: get yourself checked out You: So we get to teh carnival and we doin all the thing we like to do. we all ride the coaster, me and huerta ride the swingin pirate ship and sit on the ends across from each other and when one of us get as high as we can we make funny face at the other guy. You: qwerts even go to the quarter toss to try to win another car but they dont let him throw one because he probly is so good at it. Stranger: r u ok? You: finally it is gettin late and qwerts decide he wanna play wackmoles before we go. Stranger: wack my mole nigga Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- |
| big-dog |
Jan 28 2010, 08:59 PM
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| St. Louis Bob |
Jan 28 2010, 09:06 PM
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![]() A Peacocking Sonofabitch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,728 Joined: 21-December 06 Member No.: 804 |
stubs schtick =
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| simmonjm |
Jan 28 2010, 09:15 PM
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hey do you know how to interpret dreams Stranger: Yeah, I take psych You: Sweet can you help me figure this one out Stranger: Sure You: Alright so must of my dreams are normal but this one was strange You: I was having sex with a corona bottle that had gential warts You: I wanted to stop but couldnt You: Next thing you know the Corona bottle gives birth to a little corona lighter and I wake up You: And when I go on smoke break at work in real life friend lights my cig with corona lighter Stranger: Ok well dreams are random thoughts compiled into a halucination before you drift off to your 2nd out of 3rd stage of sleep You: why was I having sex with a coronoa bottle, i mean i love beer but not to the point where I want to have sex with a bottle. Stranger: Well you could have been thinking of having sex while you drunk on corona and your brain just compiled it in it's own way You: interesting maybe im afraid to commit since I got scared when corona bottle got pregnant Stranger: Maybe. Have you had sex with a girl with herpes before? You: Yes but I swear im clean Stranger: It's not like I'm going to judge you. I don't even know who you are You: I know but I just felt like maybe was something was happening between you and me Stranger: Well i'm a dude You: Would you wear a corona costume if your mate asked you to? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| Christ Puncher |
Jan 28 2010, 09:19 PM
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![]() Fucky-fuck shit ass cock fucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,591 Joined: 12-May 06 Member No.: 469 |
Damn. I mean... Damn.
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| Aaron Fan |
Jan 28 2010, 09:51 PM
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![]() Boss Hogg Motherfucker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: (:e:) Posts: 3,321 Joined: 5-November 05 From: :waves: Member No.: 10 |
why the fuck would an 11yo be on that website?
-------------------- If you don't love the Sabres, fuck off
you honer i like this case to be desmithed. (hammer hit desk) chewbanka you is free to fly you ships and shoot you guns because you prove to a worls that what you do is legal becuase you can't make juice. waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa(lets go han) The header says "THAT MAY OR MAY NOT RULE". It does not say to post only pics that Tanner likes. I believe Tanner owes shaggit an apology. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw...feature=related |
| Carrie 2 |
Jan 28 2010, 09:57 PM
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I think Tanner may need to take a timeout from omegle or chatroulette.
-------------------- [Fri Apr 30 13:59:11 2010] ahrncitypahnder: if you turn out to be nuts, I wil never give another iFemale another chance ever
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| SlingBlade |
Jan 28 2010, 10:00 PM
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![]() The Invisible Man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,105 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 32 |
Goddammit. Guess the company ain't getting this computer back. -------------------- |
| Capella T. Scupper, III |
Jan 28 2010, 10:06 PM
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![]() A Peacocking Sonofabitch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 1,927 Joined: 5-November 05 Member No.: 49 |
Definitely more ninja shtick please.
-------------------- apologist42: red sox fans are like the great grandchildren of old money.....who then lost all that money.....and then won the lottery.
The Eephus Pitch: red sox fans are like the 25 year old virgin that finally gets pussy and then won't shut up to all his friends about all the pussy he gets. MeanHombre: red sox fans are like racist retarded losers |
| TBB |
Jan 28 2010, 10:36 PM
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No one on chatroullte will talk to me cause I won't use my camera.
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| TBB |
Jan 28 2010, 10:41 PM
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![]() Lurker Faggot ![]() Group: Animals Posts: 21 Joined: 24-January 09 Member No.: 2,309 |
Just saw a shirtless Santa.
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| Barkley |
Jan 28 2010, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: If your happy and you know it clap your hands You: hey lubert if you readin this i sorry that i hit you gramma with a horshoe (serious) Stranger: The correct answer is "Clap clap" sir. You: hey peenes..what is the differents between you bathroom and you garden? Stranger: Well what isn't different is your terrible grammar, faggot. You: one is in you backyard, sometime you put water in it and sometime there is corn there. and teh other one is you garden....lol You: hey peenes....knock knonk (who is there).... Stranger: Fuck you, you cock sucking, ass munching, piece of cow shit, dickwad BITCH You: teh toilet (a toileit who).. Stranger: The toilet, don't you mean your mother, asswipe. You: teh toileit outside you house....lol Stranger: You god damned horse fucker. You go back to Africa, RIGHT NOW! You: hey peenes you ever heard that joke about teh man who have to go outside he house to make choclates? You: it go like this: knock konck, who is there? peenes....lol Stranger: Have you ever heard that joke about me kicking your ass? Oh wait, that wasn't a joke, bitch. You: It look like a tie to me -stduds Stranger: Nigger. You: hi folk. we have alotta great and serioused threads here at teh cage. this is not one thems Stranger: I bet you have AIDs you black faggot. Stranger: Tell your mother to clean up before I come over to fuck her tonight, bitch. You: i hope you winnin you games and everything you do is goin great. may you have teh best times in you life Stranger: Stop fucking that 70 year old man, and get your ass back on that boat to Africa you god damned niglet. You: lol...that is real great Stranger: Motha fuck you. You better jump your ass back on the banana boat, take all that bullshit with you. You: I believe in children of a future. teach them swell and let them lead for a way. show them all that beauty can posess of sides. Give them five cent of prize Stranger: Fuck you and the motha fucking children. Here's a hint, those aren't ghosts burning that cross outside your house, bitch. You: i like otiks because even when it look like things is bad and all hope is a lost, he keep tryin and he always have a smile on he face. sometime he makin juice, sometime he not, but one thing is for sure, he never gonna stop tryin and that is esample of a real cando attitute. i am in spires. stfux Stranger: Look here, you go fuck that little boy under your bed and get the hell off the internet. It was not made for you niggers. You: i like shink because even though sometime he not feelin good or maybe he got other stuff to do, he still show up and do he job the best that he can. That is all you can ask of a modrator. trust me i would know because I am modrator. stdid i'm laughing so hard my wife thinks i'm retarded. there is no way to relate to anybody how fuckin great this is....cappy goin the lord's work in here best. thread. ever |
| Disco Stu |
Jan 29 2010, 12:15 AM
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| chuckster |
Jan 29 2010, 12:15 AM
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QUOTE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: boy or girl? You: girl You: ever since the surgery Stranger: D: Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------- I may be a fucking dumbass, but I've had a dick Been away for a while. I came back today to check the late breaking news in the Shark Pool. My one and only complaint is the way that quality posters have been targeted and disrespected in the FFA. When I was last on the sight you had a thread that mocked Wheelhouse and later insulted MoP. Two posters who have provided great insight and information regarding fantasy football. In the thread I was surprised that a group of people have created a sight to attack posters from this sight. I am amazed that an administrator from here appears to be playing a role in the bashing. Football guys has been a great source of information the past couple of seasons. My hope is that you can remove these actions from the FFA. I realize that the "Free For All" is just that but I believe that personal attacks should be off limits. Football info is what is bringing subscribers to the FBG, let's don't run them off once they get here! |
| Disco Stu |
Jan 29 2010, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE You: ??? how else would i do it? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Trying to find you. QUOTE Stranger: hiii Stranger: m or f? You: Tanner? You: is this aim? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. No luck, but I think I found Homer... QUOTE Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: are you younger than 18? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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